White Whine Master List

[ushdadude]

Sometimes my cleaning lady will point the shower head towards the shower door after cleaning it so when I turn it on, I get sprayed.

[yitzgar]

First world problems.....or is she your wife?

[ckmk47]

When I sit at my computer the AC blows at me and I get cold.  But when it stops blowing, in a short while, I feel warm.

[Alexsei]

Sometimes my cleaning lady will point the shower head towards the shower door after cleaning it so when I turn it on, I get sprayed.

Mine just shuts the toilet light right before she leaves at the Zman on Friday

[justaregularguy]

I came here to get the best wine pairings for my salmon , oh well

Nominated

[etech0]

When I sit at my computer the AC blows at me and I get cold.  But when it stops blowing, in a short while, I feel warm.

Once I left a chocolate bar on the table right next to my laptop. A few minutes later it was completely melted.

[justaregularguy]

Once I left a chocolate bar on the table right next to my laptop. A few minutes later it was completely melted.

turn the ac on

[lcm]

Merge with pet peeves thread?

[justaregularguy]

Merge with pet peeves thread?

no, that one is for all races

[etech0]

turn the ac on

but then

the AC blows at me and I get cold

[Shmobaum]

The little Heinz packets don’t even have enough ketchup for one French fry

[Yo ssi]

When I sit at my computer the AC blows at me and I get cold.  But when it stops blowing, in a short while, I feel warm.

Sounds like a window AC unit problem

[mevinyavin]

When I order my Chop Sui and ask them to switch the noodles to rice noodles, they sometimes get confused and change the sauce to Pad Thai.

[etech0]

Sounds like a window AC unit problem

Definitely

[Definitions2]

What does the title to this thread mean?

[~King Lake~]

What does the title to this thread mean?

It often implies complaining about something unimportant

[Randomex]

It's the title of a defunct blog (and its book adaptation) that compiled online complaints about "first world problems." My best guess
is that it's a play on "white wine" as a symbol of things mostly relevant to the middle class and up (and not a comment about race).

(Edited to remove an incorrect apostrophe.)

[mevinyavin]

It's the title of a defunct blog (and it's book adaptation) that compiled online complaints about "first world problems." My best guess
is that it's a play on "white wine" as a symbol of things mostly relevant to the middle class and up (and not a comment about race).

That was my guess, also.

[justaregularguy]

What does the title to this thread mean?

I worry about you. Are you here to provide definitions, or to request them?

[Chuchum Ainer]

I worry about you. Are you here to provide definitions, or to request them?

Congratulations, you have figured out the meaning of the "2"