Dear Jewish Music Artist,
So, you came out with a single, video, album or some other project, huh? Very nice! I wish you much hatzlacha. Now you need people to find out about it so they can watch/listen to it, so you are going to send out a nice press release that tells everyone how amazing the project is. Good idea, but don't do this:
The debut single of Moishy Nailender,
Ok, good start - we know your name and that you are putting out your first single.
king of Chassidic wedding music,
King? You are the king? Seriously, this is your debut single, you don't have any title yet. Neither king, queen, janitor or MR. You are just a singer. Even if you have been singing weddings for fifteen years or have put out fifteen albums, you couldn't possibly live up to this kind of hype.
king of Chassidic wedding music,
Chassidic weding music is a thing? And it has a royal family and everything? Is Lipa the court Jester? Isn't it just Chassidic music played at weddings?
is a milestone event in the history of Chassidic music.
Well, I guess if you create a genre you can also decide on its watershed moments in its one-minute-long history.
The one thing this press release has going for it is that it doesn't have the word fresh in it. THAT is truly the milestone moement in the history of Jewish Music Press Releases.