Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 5155 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2019, 12:16:17 AM »
I have posted in and started many stupid threads. This one takes the cake.

Knock knock
who dare
Boo @mmgfarb
Boo who
Don't cry about it
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2019, 02:29:30 AM »
I have posted in and started many stupid threads. This one takes the cake.

Knock knock
who dare
Boo @mmgfarb
Boo who
Don't cry about it
Nah..
  Something like knock knock,
  who's there?
  Aytch
  Aytch-Who?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2019, 09:45:23 AM »
I have posted in and started many stupid threads. This one takes the cake.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2019, 07:27:58 PM »
I was thinking of redoing my bathroom, but then I realized it's just a pipe dream

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #49 on: November 11, 2019, 07:31:22 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2019, 03:20:03 PM »
Learning Bassar B'chalav, I realized sometimes it's not not bar not, it's just not.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #51 on: November 12, 2019, 03:20:57 PM »
A bad moshul is like a polar bear.