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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #120 on: January 16, 2022, 03:59:22 PM »
ust saw this joke retweeted.

What is the joke here?

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #121 on: January 16, 2022, 08:01:17 PM »
Isn't this a thread for men?

What about Sheva Brachos? Are those just for men too?

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #122 on: February 23, 2022, 12:10:18 AM »
As a side note, just think a moment: do you think it's nice and appropriate to make all these jokes about mother-in-laws?
They're not human? They have no feelings? They don't get offended?

I actually respect my mother-in-law very much.

Just think about it.
So as the joke goes, the mother of the kallah comes over to the badchan after the mitzvah tantz and starts telling him how insulted she is and how it's not nice to make fun of her. So the badchan tells her No! I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about your Shvigger...

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #123 on: February 23, 2022, 02:24:51 AM »
The moral is to buy your wife Airpods.
So that she can burn those too?!
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #124 on: June 17, 2022, 05:15:39 PM »
They did tell them it was their honeymoon, but when they saw it was to DTW the gate agent figured she was doing the bride a favor....
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.