Which half? What about the other half?
take it easy
You're right, had I actually meant it it would've been outta line.
Are you saying I can say whatever I want about you as long as I don't mean it?
I would say this is borderline.
I would say this is borderline. (especially when it's written and you can't see the tone, expression etc.)
You might want to err on the side of caution, not everyone can take it like I do
I know my customers
Whatever it is, I'm not buying it (pun), so please don't refer to me as your customer.
Everybody is a potential customer
So this is how you treat potential customers, good luck getting my business...
(I probably shouldn't be mixing threads, but) Maybe I should start working for sprint
Hey, you can't play both sides of the argument, but I'll give it to you: If you offer me a 100%+ discount on 10 months of service with you, and (8 years later) continue to offer an experience comparable to your competitors for cheaper, I'll do business with you too. Especially if you're as exploitable as Sprint has been until recently.
Sorry, you're too late. only those who were exploiting me for years get to keep doing do so. new customers need to pay reasonable rates.
Let them all come, however, make them sign a disclaimer that they don't work for law enforcement, financial institutions, or airlines.
whYME doesn't believe it, but my dog is illiterate...