DDF DO: NYC Edition?

[whYME]

Which half?

What about the other half?

I was trying to be generous 

[whYME]

take it easy

You're right, had I actually meant it it would've been outta line.

[AsherO]

You're right, had I actually meant it it would've been outta line.

Are you saying I can say whatever I want about you as long as I don't mean it?

[Cholentfresser]

Are you saying I can say whatever I want about you as long as I don't mean it?

just don't forget to end off with jk.

[whYME]

Are you saying I can say whatever I want about you as long as I don't mean it?

Anything? no.
Some things are wrong even as a joke.

I would say this is borderline. (especially when it's written and you can't see the tone, expression etc.)

[Cholentfresser]

I would say this is borderline.

hence my comment.

[AsherO]

I would say this is borderline. (especially when it's written and you can't see the tone, expression etc.)

You might want to err on the side of caution, not everyone can take it like I do

[whYME]

You might want to err on the side of caution, not everyone can take it like I do

I know my customers

[Cholentfresser]

ok, you guys fight it out. i'll sit here and watch

[AsherO]

I know my customers

Whatever it is, I'm not buying it (pun), so please don't refer to me as your customer.

[whYME]

Whatever it is, I'm not buying it (pun), so please don't refer to me as your customer.

Everybody is a potential customer

[AsherO]

Everybody is a potential customer

So this is how you treat potential customers, good luck getting my business...

[whYME]

So this is how you treat potential customers, good luck getting my business...

(I probably shouldn't be mixing threads, but) Maybe I should start working for sprint

[Cholentfresser]

or for that matter, good luck getting anyone's business...

[AsherO]

(I probably shouldn't be mixing threads, but) Maybe I should start working for sprint

Hey, you can't play both sides of the argument, but I'll give it to you: If you offer me a 100%+ discount on 10 months of service with you, and (8 years later) continue to offer an experience comparable to your competitors for cheaper, I'll do business with you too. Especially if you're as exploitable as Sprint has been until recently.

[whYME]

Hey, you can't play both sides of the argument, but I'll give it to you: If you offer me a 100%+ discount on 10 months of service with you, and (8 years later) continue to offer an experience comparable to your competitors for cheaper, I'll do business with you too. Especially if you're as exploitable as Sprint has been until recently.

Sorry, you're too late. only those who were exploiting me for years get to keep doing do so. new customers need to pay reasonable rates.

[AsherO]

Sorry, you're too late. only those who were exploiting me for years get to keep doing do so. new customers need to pay reasonable rates.

You're proving my point: You stand no chance of getting my business. However, considering Sprint isn't likely to change their ways, you might be totally in-line with their corporate culture, so long as they stay in business.

[SuperFlyer]

If the dog can come, we should consider those with less then 50 posts to.

Let them all come, however, make them sign a disclaimer that they don't work for law enforcement, financial institutions, or airlines.

[AsherO]

Let them all come, however, make them sign a disclaimer that they don't work for law enforcement, financial institutions, or airlines.

whYME doesn't believe it, but my dog is illiterate...

[whYME]

ok, fine. you win.

whYME doesn't believe it, but my dog is illiterate...

Oh, I believe it. That was the point