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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2015, 11:55:07 PM »
All El Al, and random for every other airline fwiu.
Who provides it? The Israeli government? ElAl?
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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #61 on: June 09, 2015, 01:40:57 PM »
Who provides it? The Israeli government? ElAl?
Would guess that the government demands and El Al takes the bill. (Although in some ways they are one and the same...)

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2015, 07:33:44 AM »
So if there's no guy that fits that bill then no Air Marshal? Cause the guy next to me is clean shaven, in an aisle row, hasn't slept at all, but he hasn't stood up either and he and his friend are scaring the shit out of me.

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #63 on: October 13, 2015, 07:42:29 AM »
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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #64 on: October 13, 2015, 07:48:17 AM »
We now have 20 minutes left to land so hoping for the best.

But these guys were looking at me across the aisle and up and down the aisle the whole flight. Talking about me in I think Arabic. So I decided with all the stabbing attacks I'm not going to sleep until they do. They don't sleep the whole flight.

At one point they looked really suspicious, like the guy in middle seat is doing something on tray table and I can't see because guy on aisle covering his head with blanket and leaning forward. So I page FA and ask for a diet coke. Managed to get them to come back and forth four times for that one diet coke. Then turn on my light and buy Internet. And guess what? They go to sleep!

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #65 on: October 13, 2015, 07:53:24 AM »
The guy took off his seatbelt as soon as we took off. Did not stand up once. Did not sleep but did toss and turn, the both of them. Even now still looking around. I would call fbi but not my style for some lame suspicion of Arabic language speaking individuals

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #66 on: October 13, 2015, 08:06:31 AM »
Landed BH

An alternative version may be that they're french. In which case the rudeness is understood, and they could just be jetlagged. And gay. But that's farfetched

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #67 on: October 13, 2015, 08:08:18 AM »
We now have 20 minutes left to land so hoping for the best.

But these guys were looking at me across the aisle and up and down the aisle the whole flight. Talking about me in I think Arabic. So I decided with all the stabbing attacks I'm not going to sleep until they do. They don't sleep the whole flight.

At one point they looked really suspicious, like the guy in middle seat is doing something on tray table and I can't see because guy on aisle covering his head with blanket and leaning forward. So I page FA and ask for a diet coke. Managed to get them to come back and forth four times for that one diet coke. Then turn on my light and buy Internet. And guess what? They go to sleep!
Nah, your paranoid. Ever heard from the one mile high club?...
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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #68 on: October 13, 2015, 08:09:59 AM »
What's the one mile high club?
I'm not paranoid, I think it's legitimate in today's day and age to stereotype Arabic speakers as mass murderers and wait until the ones talking about you go to sleep

Dude these guys have watches that beep when they press buttons. That shouldn't be allowed on flights anymore, I mean who even owns that
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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #69 on: October 13, 2015, 08:56:18 AM »




Dude these guys have watches that beep when they press buttons. That shouldn't be allowed on flights anymore, I mean who even owns that
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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #70 on: October 13, 2015, 02:22:50 PM »
...Dude these guys have watches that beep when they press buttons. That shouldn't be allowed on flights anymore, I mean who even owns that
It was probably a remote detonator for their bomb.  :D

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #71 on: October 13, 2015, 02:42:42 PM »
An alternative version may be that they're french. In which case the rudeness is understood, and they could just be jetlagged. And gay. But that's farfetched
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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #72 on: October 13, 2015, 03:18:49 PM »
Landed BH

An alternative version may be that they're french. In which case the rudeness is understood, and they could just be jetlagged. And gay. But that's farfetched
If you want to calm your paranoia is one thing, but there's no mitzvah to be dan goyim l'kaf zechus.

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #73 on: October 13, 2015, 04:06:34 PM »
Speechless!
+1 That was a nuts statement.

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #74 on: October 13, 2015, 04:09:00 PM »
That was a nuts statement.
You said it not me.  :)
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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #75 on: October 13, 2015, 04:46:12 PM »
The fact is they didn't commit any crimes. Maybe they were Germans. Or maybe they were Jews and that's why they were looking at me

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #76 on: October 13, 2015, 05:14:30 PM »
The fact is they didn't commit any crimes. Maybe they were Germans. Or maybe they were Jews and that's why they were looking at me
For not having tefillin...  :P

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #77 on: October 13, 2015, 10:48:19 PM »
Wow. We are really combining threads tonight!

Wish i had a fork to really combine everything together.

Maybe they were plotting hho to hack a bonds website!

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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #78 on: October 13, 2015, 10:51:53 PM »
Wow. We are really combining threads tonight!
What do you mean?  :P
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Re: Air Marshals on flights
« Reply #79 on: October 13, 2015, 10:54:48 PM »
Wow. We are really combining threads tonight!

Wish i had a fork to really combine everything together.

Maybe they were plotting hho to hack a bonds website!
Missed out on that thread. Anyone?