Sholom zochor is the worst Simcha to attend
Let's wait six months till there are 8-hour Friday-nights again and see if you're still singing that same tune.
Yes, when you finish your seudah at 11:30 on a summer Friday, your statement may be meritorious. But as a generalization, I beg to differ.
(I know, I sometimes use overly fancy linguistics after a prolonged fast. Sorry.)