Topic Wiki

With so much happening on DDF, there are likely many gems that you missed because you weren't following that specific thread. Well I say, "no more!" If you come across a post that you feel deserves a wider audience, whether it was very informative, funny, or deserving of being highlighted for any other reason, post it here.

A few proposed rules:

1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.

List of a few of them:
"May your flights depart on time, your apps get auto-approved, and your MS never backfire." -MMGFARB
"Please only reply if you can actually answer the question and not litter the forum with useless Sarcastic banter." -Shnozolla
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You're the broken clock." -Baruch
"Sorry. Look at the bright side I just "bump"ed you" -NafNaf12
"I bribed the Guard $1 at the Anti-Corruption Unit to let me into the building - Just for the novelty." -Suave

Author Topic: Best of DDF  (Read 107419 times)

Offline yakrot

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 1712
  • Total likes: 25
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #100 on: August 26, 2016, 09:29:15 AM »
Remember what type of forum this is. They would buy/sell/trade their own mother for the right amount of points. I mean that in the nicest way.  :)

Offline username

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Posts: 4530
  • Total likes: 602
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 14
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: C Heights
  • Programs: ┌──────────────────┐ │───> Ữ₴ΣЯИΛΜӘ <─── │ └──────────────────┘
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #101 on: August 29, 2016, 04:34:30 PM »
HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MIND? Kosher switch? This is nothing but a scam, sham, trick, loophole or a hundred other things. One thing it is not is "kosher". This is not some CC T&C's you are trying to justify. Who do you think you are fooling here? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your creator? Good luck with that one. 

https://kolbishaerva.wordpress.com/2015/04/24/the-kosher-switch-and-sefiras-haomer/
If only they know who they're quoting...

^^^

Offline B.D.Da'ehu

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jul 2012
  • Posts: 3771
  • Total likes: 100
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 126
    • View Profile
  • Location: Jerusalem
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #102 on: August 29, 2016, 04:42:39 PM »

Nice! I also now know where DS got his quote from!

Offline SrulyS

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Silver Elite
  • *****
  • Join Date: Dec 2015
  • Posts: 602
  • Total likes: 68
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #103 on: August 29, 2016, 04:49:30 PM »
ALOL

Offline Freddie

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Posts: 3088
  • Total likes: 308
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: Pittsburgh

Offline ckmk47

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Aug 2012
  • Posts: 7961
  • Total likes: 1044
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: brooklyn
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #105 on: September 05, 2016, 11:24:14 PM »
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=7821.msg1550904#msg1550904
The greatest statistic i saw in Israel is that in 2012, two 100 year old well know figures in Judaism died, Harav Elyashiv and Benzion Netanyahu... R' Elyashiv had 1600 descendants and Mr Netanyahu had 12....
My favorite cause: cssy.org

Offline yitrap

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Apr 2014
  • Posts: 3288
  • Total likes: 55
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Best of DDF
« Reply #106 on: September 06, 2016, 12:38:38 AM »
And he didn't tell me? In that case you can let him know he's a shvantz.
Wiki
Quote
@JJ came to PIT and didn't tell @Freddie, which makes him (@JJ) a shvantz.

Offline Work-for-ur-muny

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Dec 2014
  • Posts: 3086
  • Total likes: 326
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 34
    • View Profile

Offline Super Speed

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jul 2013
  • Posts: 4849
  • Total likes: 50
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 4
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Programs: SPG Gold, Hilton Gold, Hyatt Platinum, Marriott Gold, Hertz Presidents Circle, Avis First, National Executive Elite, Sixt Platinum.
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #108 on: September 09, 2016, 01:18:55 AM »
oh no, is it me or you?

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

You're the broken clock. 

That is why I rarely discuss more than two topics here a day. This way I am always right.


Offline lechatchileh ariber

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Gold Elite
  • ******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 836
  • Total likes: 26
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #109 on: September 30, 2016, 04:41:24 PM »

I can't stand these "knowledgeable" CVS cashiers who think that I'm only allowed to buy 1 GC per purchase making me do 4 purchases.

I'm asking him why he doesn't do all 4 together, he replies I'm working here long enough that I know that you can't... I wanted to tell him I'm doing it long enough that I can tell you that you can...
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.

Offline mmgfarb

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2015
  • Posts: 8355
  • Total likes: 1110
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 4
    • View Profile
Best of DDF
« Reply #110 on: November 08, 2016, 01:54:12 PM »
I wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the "comments that leave me speechless " thread
Please only reply if you can actually answer the question and not litter the forum with useless Sarcastic banter.
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

Offline username

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Posts: 4530
  • Total likes: 602
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 14
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: C Heights
  • Programs: ┌──────────────────┐ │───> Ữ₴ΣЯИΛΜӘ <─── │ └──────────────────┘
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #111 on: November 18, 2016, 01:44:02 PM »
^^^

Offline Mordyk

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: May 2013
  • Posts: 4102
  • Total likes: 1015
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Programs: Some of this and some of that.
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #112 on: November 18, 2016, 02:05:22 PM »
Help, Google just disabled my email accounts
I totally agree.  I think dan hs figured out his power to expose such issues.  Very impressive that in such a short time it made such a commotion
#TYH

Offline Freddie

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Posts: 3088
  • Total likes: 308
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: Pittsburgh
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #113 on: November 18, 2016, 03:45:03 PM »
I totally agree.  I think dan hs figured out his power to expose such issues.  Very impressive that in such a short time it made such a commotion

The USA Today contest no doubt helped. B"H it's a good thing for everyone.

Offline Mordyk

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: May 2013
  • Posts: 4102
  • Total likes: 1015
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Programs: Some of this and some of that.
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #114 on: November 18, 2016, 03:45:36 PM »
The USA Today contest no doubt helped. B"H it's a good thing for everyone.
Yup. It solved this major issue for so many ppl that would otherwise be helpless
#TYH

Offline Freddie

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Posts: 3088
  • Total likes: 308
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: Pittsburgh
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #115 on: November 18, 2016, 03:46:54 PM »
Yup. It solved this major issue for so many ppl that would otherwise be helpless

I wonder if JTZ is worried that the new influx of fans will threaten his "our most favorite-ist gentile of DDF" status.

Offline mmgfarb

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2015
  • Posts: 8355
  • Total likes: 1110
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 4
    • View Profile
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #116 on: November 18, 2016, 03:47:56 PM »
I wonder if JTZ is worried that the new influx of fans will threaten his "our most favorite-ist gentile of DDF" status.
Is that why he he's been gone since yesterday? I was afraid jj gave him a HT.
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 17395
  • Total likes: 14333
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 14
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #117 on: November 18, 2016, 03:51:00 PM »
Is that why he he's been gone since yesterday? I was afraid jj gave him a HT.
Probably trying to avoid the crow
Feelings don't care about your facts

Offline jj1000

  • Administrator
  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • **********
  • Join Date: Jun 2008
  • Posts: 13470
  • Total likes: 6095
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 29367
    • View Profile
  • Location: The value of a forum such as this one is not in that one can post a question and receive an answer, but in that the question has most likely been asked before, and the answer is available to him that will but only use the search function.
  • Programs: 1. Search on google. 2. Search in the right board of DDF with a general word or two. 3. Read the wiki. 4. Read the thread. 5. Ask away.
See my 5 step program to your left <--

(Real signature under my location)

Offline Super Speed

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jul 2013
  • Posts: 4849
  • Total likes: 50
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 4
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Programs: SPG Gold, Hilton Gold, Hyatt Platinum, Marriott Gold, Hertz Presidents Circle, Avis First, National Executive Elite, Sixt Platinum.
Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #119 on: November 24, 2016, 07:19:01 PM »
Don't LOL my post! I can't feed my kids with LOL's or +1's. Press the 'Like' button!