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With so much happening on DDF, there are likely many gems that you missed because you weren't following that specific thread. Well I say, "no more!" If you come across a post that you feel deserves a wider audience, whether it was very informative, funny, or deserving of being highlighted for any other reason, post it here.

A few proposed rules:

1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.

List of a few of them:
"May your flights depart on time, your apps get auto-approved, and your MS never backfire." -MMGFARB
"Please only reply if you can actually answer the question and not litter the forum with useless Sarcastic banter." -Shnozolla
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You're the broken clock." -Baruch
"Sorry. Look at the bright side I just "bump"ed you" -NafNaf12
"I bribed the Guard $1 at the Anti-Corruption Unit to let me into the building - Just for the novelty." -Suave

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #151 on: February 16, 2017, 08:44:39 AM »
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #155 on: February 23, 2017, 11:22:34 AM »
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #157 on: April 21, 2017, 04:43:15 PM »
Sure,  but the bochurim who want to go to cancun for pesach are probably spending their spare time drawing the kav
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #158 on: June 12, 2017, 12:57:15 PM »
"There's no high like the high of getting approved on the spot and no agony like the agony of getting application pending..." Probably someone famous.
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« Reply #159 on: June 28, 2017, 06:58:38 PM »


Meanwhile, I am in Zambia for the past week, and a Zambian dude approached me in the supermarket and offered me rough diamonds from Angola. He tells me "I can trust you with a sample, I can give you a sample rough one or the cut and polished one already."

Now, I know absolutely nothing about diamonds, other than that there is such a thing as Kimberley Process certificates and blood diamonds. I wouldn't take a risk either way, but anyways I messaged my friend in the industry, and he replies, "We don't do rough. I would NOT get involved in any way. Makes no difference what guy says. You can get arrested and thrown in jail. You can get in big trouble for even touching a diamond. People can be looking at videos. Stay away. Rob banks if you must."

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #160 on: June 29, 2017, 11:38:05 PM »
Welcome to the forums. Im too drunk to correct your factually incorrect statement, but I'd recommend you do some research.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #161 on: July 07, 2017, 11:56:37 AM »
So the govt should be arrested for being completely incompetent and tying up taxpayer dollars endlessly in the "system".
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #162 on: September 06, 2017, 02:02:36 PM »

A group of Jews sat down to write an article. They couldn't even get past the title.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #163 on: September 06, 2017, 06:16:20 PM »

and, well, the defecation will hit the rotation...

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #164 on: November 30, 2017, 01:18:26 AM »

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