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With so much happening on DDF, there are likely many gems that you missed because you weren't following that specific thread. Well I say, "no more!" If you come across a post that you feel deserves a wider audience, whether it was very informative, funny, or deserving of being highlighted for any other reason, post it here.

A few proposed rules:

1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.

List of a few of them:
"May your flights depart on time, your apps get auto-approved, and your MS never backfire." -MMGFARB
"Please only reply if you can actually answer the question and not litter the forum with useless Sarcastic banter." -Shnozolla
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You're the broken clock." -Baruch
"Sorry. Look at the bright side I just "bump"ed you" -NafNaf12
"I bribed the Guard $1 at the Anti-Corruption Unit to let me into the building - Just for the novelty." -Suave

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2015, 11:12:02 AM »
Incredible ongoing Kenya TR by @Shunts

For example:

Part 3
...We arrived at the airstrip and waited for our plane to arrive. Our scheduled departure time of 10:15 came and went and there was still no plane in sight. We were in Africa after all, and thus the realization that the possibility of the plane not showing up at all was real and that we may be forced to develop alternative Plans for Shabbos.
Our fears evaporated when a few minutes later a gleaming airplane came in for a landing. Flying time would be twenty five minutes to the Masai Mara Oleski airstrip. It was nice to experience a plane making a special pickup just for you. The gate was locked, so we had to wait for the gate keeper who arrived by bike to open the airport.

Check-in

Our gate

First class lounge

Our ride

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I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2015, 12:48:44 AM »

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2015, 01:08:32 AM »
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2015, 11:58:45 AM »

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2015, 12:18:44 PM »
A vote from me for this..

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=55289.0

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4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2015, 12:22:49 PM »
alright

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2015, 05:11:26 PM »
My favorite cause: cssy.org

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2015, 03:59:03 AM »
".איזהו חכם, הלומד מכל אדם"

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2015, 04:50:49 AM »
A tarp for when it rains.
Anyone want to give a tutorial how to successfully assemble one that stays taut and doesn't gather water?  (We had a rather spectacular collapse one year.) Do you string the tarp or use shower curtain hooks?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2015, 11:29:25 AM »
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57027.msg1305036#msg1305036


Hehehehe. A chassidish looking guy is asking the receptionist every single angle. "What if my brother has a platinum and I have an uber but my sister in law is in LGA". and "Will uber or Amex know if I try to use multiple codes? How can they stop me?"

Every non jew takes a card and says, "Wow, thanks for this!" and walks away.
Must be Chapshnell who just got to LGA.  ;D
It was you?!? That's so funny.
Can you come say hello at least? Lol
Nice DO @shlockdoc
Same. Nice to meet you. Im in the SUV now going into Manhattan.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2015, 11:36:08 AM »
You missed the "I hate you" part. Lol. This was funny

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2015, 11:58:35 AM »
You missed the "I hate you" part. Lol. This was funny

And the part where Chapshnell was in the bathroom so the DO almost didn't happen.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2015, 02:50:45 PM »
LOL

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2015, 09:43:31 AM »
In response to question if there is anyone famous on DDF, Aaaron (yes, 3 As) answers:

Then there's always this guy.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2015, 09:44:35 AM »
In response to question if there is anyone famous on DDF, Aaaron (yes, 3 As) answers:
The responses have got to be funniest of it all.
Hey there! I am using DansDeals Forums.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2015, 12:41:43 PM »
The responses have got to be funniest of it all.
I fell for it for a hot second.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2015, 01:28:09 PM »
I fell for it for a hot second.
Are you famous in real life?
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2015, 01:33:35 PM »
Are you famous in real life?

My mom thinks I'm special, so..