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With so much happening on DDF, there are likely many gems that you missed because you weren't following that specific thread. Well I say, "no more!" If you come across a post that you feel deserves a wider audience, whether it was very informative, funny, or deserving of being highlighted for any other reason, post it here.

A few proposed rules:

1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.

List of a few of them:
"May your flights depart on time, your apps get auto-approved, and your MS never backfire." -MMGFARB
"Please only reply if you can actually answer the question and not litter the forum with useless Sarcastic banter." -Shnozolla
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You're the broken clock." -Baruch
"Sorry. Look at the bright side I just "bump"ed you" -NafNaf12
"I bribed the Guard $1 at the Anti-Corruption Unit to let me into the building - Just for the novelty." -Suave

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #120 on: November 25, 2016, 01:41:45 AM »
May your flights depart on time, your apps get auto-approved, and your MS never backfire.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #121 on: November 25, 2016, 01:43:19 AM »
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #122 on: November 25, 2016, 02:26:32 AM »
I'm flattered.
I really meant to put it here: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=61494.0
Not sure what does to your flattered feelings... :D

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #123 on: November 25, 2016, 02:27:37 AM »
I really meant to put it here: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=61494.0
Not sure what does to your flattered feelings... :D
Slightly less flattered but I'll take it.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #124 on: November 25, 2016, 01:51:28 PM »
sorry.
Look at the bright side I just "bump"ed you

Said after Reposting
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #125 on: November 27, 2016, 12:36:32 PM »
Said after Reposting
For a guy who read all the rules
You missed one here


1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #126 on: November 27, 2016, 12:38:04 PM »
Is there a "Worst of DDF..."?
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #127 on: November 27, 2016, 12:41:45 PM »
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #128 on: November 27, 2016, 12:42:54 PM »
Is there a "Worst of DDF..."?
I wonder what could have ever prompted that question...  ::)

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #129 on: November 27, 2016, 01:27:27 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #130 on: November 27, 2016, 01:34:23 PM »
For a guy who read all the rules
You missed one here


1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.

na.... I only read ht rules
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #131 on: November 30, 2016, 02:47:17 PM »
Yay! The seller lost thousands of dollars this week! That'll teach him to post at 4 in the morning when he's bleary eyed from rocking his toddler back to sleep for three hours after working since 6am the day before in order to run his small business that his wife the nurse who works 60 hour weeks gave him her inheritance money to start.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #132 on: December 08, 2016, 01:52:36 PM »


It's not Jewish law, it's utter b*******

Jewish law is much more complex, there are hundreds of books debating what and how Kinyan works

(No offense @searchguy)


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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #133 on: December 08, 2016, 01:59:15 PM »
Punch him in the face... no offense.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #134 on: December 20, 2016, 03:09:11 PM »
Anyone want to write a script that automatically adds any thread Something Fishy starts here?

Please and thank you.

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I'd be hard pressed to find anything I anticipate on this here forum more than SF's trip reports.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #135 on: December 20, 2016, 03:12:29 PM »
Anyone want to write a script that automatically adds any thread Something Fishy starts here?

Please and thank you.

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New Mexico

I'd be hard pressed to find anything I anticipate on this here forum more than SF's trip reports.
nice.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #136 on: December 25, 2016, 08:13:39 PM »

As someone who doesn't use foul language in real life, you have a distinct ability to get me to wish to curse rabidly and angrily online.


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Re: Best of DDF
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"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #139 on: January 05, 2017, 11:03:38 AM »
It is not because the word is a slur but because he is referring to him by his race in a context where race is irrelevant.
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