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With so much happening on DDF, there are likely many gems that you missed because you weren't following that specific thread. Well I say, "no more!" If you come across a post that you feel deserves a wider audience, whether it was very informative, funny, or deserving of being highlighted for any other reason, post it here.

A few proposed rules:

1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.

List of a few of them:
"May your flights depart on time, your apps get auto-approved, and your MS never backfire." -MMGFARB
"Please only reply if you can actually answer the question and not litter the forum with useless Sarcastic banter." -Shnozolla
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You're the broken clock." -Baruch
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #140 on: January 05, 2017, 04:27:29 PM »

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #141 on: January 05, 2017, 04:42:06 PM »

When there is an exceptional post there is a need.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #142 on: January 08, 2017, 07:44:40 PM »
On the other hand it is assur to hit her then too :-X

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #143 on: January 23, 2017, 03:37:37 PM »
JJ Split this thread, and gave it a "Best Of" worthy title:

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=72155


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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #144 on: January 23, 2017, 03:39:53 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #145 on: January 23, 2017, 03:59:27 PM »
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« Reply #146 on: January 23, 2017, 04:03:48 PM »
I knew you love me :P
Like one of my own misguided kids.  :-*
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« Reply #147 on: January 23, 2017, 05:42:06 PM »
Like one of my own misguided kids.  :-*
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« Reply #148 on: January 23, 2017, 10:42:41 PM »
"Here at DansDeals we don’t do buses." -Dan

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« Reply #155 on: February 23, 2017, 11:22:34 AM »
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #157 on: April 21, 2017, 04:43:15 PM »
Sure,  but the bochurim who want to go to cancun for pesach are probably spending their spare time drawing the kav

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« Reply #158 on: June 12, 2017, 12:57:15 PM »
"There's no high like the high of getting approved on the spot and no agony like the agony of getting application pending..." Probably someone famous.
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« Reply #159 on: June 28, 2017, 06:58:38 PM »


Meanwhile, I am in Zambia for the past week, and a Zambian dude approached me in the supermarket and offered me rough diamonds from Angola. He tells me "I can trust you with a sample, I can give you a sample rough one or the cut and polished one already."

Now, I know absolutely nothing about diamonds, other than that there is such a thing as Kimberley Process certificates and blood diamonds. I wouldn't take a risk either way, but anyways I messaged my friend in the industry, and he replies, "We don't do rough. I would NOT get involved in any way. Makes no difference what guy says. You can get arrested and thrown in jail. You can get in big trouble for even touching a diamond. People can be looking at videos. Stay away. Rob banks if you must."