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With so much happening on DDF, there are likely many gems that you missed because you weren't following that specific thread. Well I say, "no more!" If you come across a post that you feel deserves a wider audience, whether it was very informative, funny, or deserving of being highlighted for any other reason, post it here.

A few proposed rules:

1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.

List of a few of them:
"May your flights depart on time, your apps get auto-approved, and your MS never backfire." -MMGFARB
"Please only reply if you can actually answer the question and not litter the forum with useless Sarcastic banter." -Shnozolla
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You're the broken clock." -Baruch
"Sorry. Look at the bright side I just "bump"ed you" -NafNaf12
"I bribed the Guard $1 at the Anti-Corruption Unit to let me into the building - Just for the novelty." -Suave

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #160 on: June 29, 2017, 11:38:05 PM »
Welcome to the forums. Im too drunk to correct your factually incorrect statement, but I'd recommend you do some research.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #161 on: July 07, 2017, 11:56:37 AM »
So the govt should be arrested for being completely incompetent and tying up taxpayer dollars endlessly in the "system".
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #162 on: September 06, 2017, 02:02:36 PM »

A group of Jews sat down to write an article. They couldn't even get past the title.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #163 on: September 06, 2017, 06:16:20 PM »

and, well, the defecation will hit the rotation...

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #164 on: November 30, 2017, 01:18:26 AM »

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #165 on: December 01, 2017, 11:37:23 AM »
In case you missed it, check out the "Prison" thread. I want to Best Of too many of the posts there, so instead I'll just say the whole thread is terrific, with honorable mention to the posts by @hvaces42 and @David Smith




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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #166 on: December 01, 2017, 11:39:42 AM »
In case you missed it, check out the "Prison" thread. I want to Best Of too many of the posts there, so instead I'll just say the whole thread is terrific, with honorable mention to the posts by @hvaces42 and @David Smith
How about kudos to the OP of that thread, the honorable @Qwertyuiop ? Only 22 posts as of today (obviously not counting JS) and starting such a thread!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #167 on: December 01, 2017, 11:41:57 AM »
In case you missed it, check out the "Prison" thread. I want to Best Of too many of the posts there, so instead I'll just say the whole thread is terrific, with honorable mention to the posts by @hvaces42 and @David Smith
Thank
How about kudos to the OP of that thread, the honorable @Qwertyuiop ? Only 22 posts as of today (obviously not counting JS) and starting such a thread!
He just stumbled onto it.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #168 on: December 01, 2017, 11:44:46 AM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #169 on: December 01, 2017, 11:55:27 AM »
THere is also a "worst of" mentioned there.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #170 on: December 01, 2017, 12:03:41 PM »
THere is also a "worst of" mentioned there.

Well, isn't the point of the prison thread to house the worst of?

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #171 on: December 01, 2017, 12:30:13 PM »
Well, isn't the point of the prison thread to house the worst of?

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #172 on: December 01, 2017, 01:02:48 PM »
Well, isn't the point of the prison thread to house the worst of?
No
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #173 on: December 06, 2017, 02:29:01 PM »
In case you missed it, check out the "Prison" thread. I want to Best Of too many of the posts there, so instead I'll just say the whole thread is terrific, with honorable mention to the posts by @hvaces42 and @David Smith
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #174 on: December 06, 2017, 02:43:51 PM »
the main thing is lets keep the prison thread where it belongs and not start it here! ;D
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #175 on: December 06, 2017, 02:45:15 PM »
How about kudos to the OP of that thread, the honorable @Qwertyuiop ? Only 22 posts as of today (obviously not counting JS) and starting such a thread!
was a complete and total mistake. he is barely involved in this conversation. unless hes just sitting back with a bucket of popcorn
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #176 on: December 06, 2017, 02:47:13 PM »
was a complete and total mistake. he is barely involved in this conversation. unless hes just sitting back with a truckload of popcorn
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Re: Best of DDF
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #178 on: December 06, 2017, 02:52:06 PM »
How about kudos to the OP of that thread, the honorable @Qwertyuiop ? Only 22 posts as of today (obviously not counting JS) and starting such a thread!

Thank you. :)
...I guess there are some nice and honorable members around...

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #179 on: December 06, 2017, 03:03:07 PM »
didnt mean to offend you. my point was that unless you were once a guest in rikers also thers is no way you could have predicted the content of this thread but you definitely get  kudos . im gonna even go back right now and like that original post!

ETA just doubled your likes!!
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