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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12140 on: June 09, 2021, 10:37:06 AM »



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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12141 on: June 09, 2021, 10:40:42 PM »



When I was six I’d have wished I had an iPhone, if I knew what it was. Now I wish the only phone my kids played with was a Fisher Price...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12142 on: June 09, 2021, 11:01:56 PM »
When I was six I’d have wished I had an iPhone, if I knew what it was. Now I wish the only phone my kids played with was a Fisher Price...
There are some days where I wished my own phone was only a Fisher Price.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12143 on: June 09, 2021, 11:24:45 PM »
What?!
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12144 on: June 10, 2021, 06:40:07 AM »
Is the company called רצוא ושוב?

Because 770 is certainly filled with חיות...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12145 on: June 10, 2021, 08:01:58 AM »
Is there a thread for dark and disturbing jokes?




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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12146 on: June 10, 2021, 08:02:51 AM »
Or for racist jokes?






ETA: If I thought this joke was really racist, I wouldn't have posted it...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12147 on: June 10, 2021, 09:48:30 AM »
Is there a thread for dark and disturbing jokes?


now there is
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12149 on: June 10, 2021, 04:10:23 PM »


Other than being an excellent speaker/debater and a shrewd political opportunist?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12150 on: June 10, 2021, 04:15:20 PM »
Other than being an excellent speaker/debater and a shrewd political opportunist?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12151 on: June 10, 2021, 05:14:08 PM »

I "read" the pictures left to right, and the punchline was out of order.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12152 on: June 10, 2021, 05:25:05 PM »
Other than being an excellent speaker/debater and a shrewd political opportunist?

Distinguished military career*
Successful businessman*

As in the 5th biggest party getting to be PM first



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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12153 on: June 10, 2021, 05:28:09 PM »
As in the 5th biggest party getting to be PM first



Understood, but hardly a surprise. He's the kingmaker and a very smart man.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12154 on: June 10, 2021, 08:46:02 PM »
Understood, but hardly a surprise. He's the kingmaker and a very smart man.

As in the 5th biggest party getting to be PM first




The irony is that his party is said to have lost a lot of their voter base after assembling this coalition, so he isn’t even 5th anymore...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12156 on: June 11, 2021, 10:49:48 AM »


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12157 on: June 11, 2021, 11:31:48 AM »

Is that an exhibit on Asian societal values or on Google Translate?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12158 on: June 11, 2021, 11:33:08 AM »
Is that an exhibit on Asian societal values or on Google Translate?

Probably both. I found the fat thing hilarious. It's meant as a genuine compliment.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12159 on: June 11, 2021, 11:34:30 AM »
C'mon, somebody add Chris Christie on the beach and Bernie on the chair to that G7 pic
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