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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12160 on: June 11, 2021, 02:17:51 PM »
C'mon, somebody add Chris Christie on the beach and Bernie on the chair to that G7 pic
I'd love to see how Trump would react to this bunch of vaccinated clowns staging this socially distant photo op.

Eta. It was likely not for sd.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12162 on: June 11, 2021, 07:49:01 PM »
Probably both. I found the fat thing hilarious. It's meant as a genuine compliment.

Since we’re now doing the “reminds me” thing lately...


Reminds me of a kosher Chinese restaurant I used to frequent with a group of friends. Once one of the guys didn’t show up and the waitress greeted us and asked “where’s your friend?” while doing the holding-the-gut-with-both-hands-to-mimic-a-heavyset-person motion...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12163 on: June 12, 2021, 09:29:15 PM »
Since we’re now doing the “reminds me” thing lately...


Reminds me of a kosher Chinese restaurant I used to frequent with a group of friends. Once one of the guys didn’t show up and the waitress greeted us and asked “where’s your friend?” while doing the holding-the-gut-with-both-hands-to-mimic-a-heavyset-person motion...
Reminds me of the Haitian Caregiver who I saw on an occasional basis, and after her not seeing me in a year, the first thing she said when I walked into the house was "wow, you got fat!" (Mind you was just 15 more pounds). I don't think she intended it as an insult.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12164 on: June 12, 2021, 10:50:36 PM »
Reminds me of the Haitian Caregiver who I saw on an occasional basis, and after her not seeing me in a year, the first thing she said when I walked into the house was "wow, you got fat!" (Mind you was just 15 more pounds). I don't think she intended it as an insult.

Reminds me of a woman I know who had given birth and gained a few pounds, which, unbeknownst to her, had apparently become a topic of conversation.
One day a relative who she had not seen for a while came to visit. Upon opening the door the relative proclaimed, "ahhhh, at lo kol kach shmeina."

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12165 on: June 12, 2021, 11:02:31 PM »
Haitian Caregiver

I don't think she intended it as an insult.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12167 on: June 13, 2021, 01:28:44 PM »


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12169 on: June 14, 2021, 12:48:20 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12171 on: June 14, 2021, 09:28:44 PM »



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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12172 on: June 14, 2021, 09:50:10 PM »

strongly disagree, walk a mile away from their shoes...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12173 on: June 14, 2021, 09:54:18 PM »
On that topic, I've always liked this one:


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12174 on: June 14, 2021, 10:01:14 PM »
On that topic, I've always liked this one:


@Yehudaa you made my night! Thanks for that one,  :D :D :D

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12175 on: June 14, 2021, 10:48:05 PM »
On that topic, I've always liked this one:


IIRC I first heard this joke on BOD-CHU-NIS
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12177 on: June 14, 2021, 10:56:52 PM »
strongly disagree, walk a mile away from their shoes...
You probably missed the clown wig in the background :)

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12178 on: June 14, 2021, 11:12:50 PM »
You probably missed the clown wig in the background :)
I didn’t miss that or the clown shoes…. These people are contagious…. So the regular jokes don’t apply.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12179 on: June 15, 2021, 10:12:21 AM »
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