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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12180 on: June 15, 2021, 10:12:21 AM »
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Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12183 on: June 15, 2021, 12:34:49 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12185 on: June 15, 2021, 06:22:43 PM »

Reminds me of the famous joke:

"Police, what's your emergency?"

"A woman just crashed her car in front of my house, and she's dead!"

"Please make sure she's really dead."

*gunshot* "Okay, now I'm sure she's dead."
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12187 on: June 15, 2021, 10:02:25 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12188 on: June 15, 2021, 10:08:30 PM »
Mikvah version is better.
Post it?
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12189 on: June 15, 2021, 10:20:08 PM »
Mikvah version is better.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12192 on: June 16, 2021, 06:07:51 AM »
Upon opening the door the relative proclaimed, "ahhhh, at lo kol kach shmeina."

Translation: "Ahhhh, you're not so fat."
I no longer have constant Internet access, so you won't be seeing quite as much of me.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12193 on: June 16, 2021, 08:19:41 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12194 on: June 16, 2021, 08:20:04 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12195 on: June 16, 2021, 09:29:36 AM »


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12196 on: June 16, 2021, 09:57:42 AM »


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12197 on: June 16, 2021, 01:10:18 PM »


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12199 on: June 16, 2021, 05:06:49 PM »
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