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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12280 on: July 04, 2021, 12:04:05 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12281 on: July 04, 2021, 12:17:31 PM »
If you replace "I" with "My Kid" you'd get more likes...

And replace "my kid" with "mashpiah at a farbrengen" and it will be the truth
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12282 on: July 04, 2021, 12:32:35 PM »
If you replace "I" with "My Kid" you'd get more likes...
The more standard version of the joke would be to replace it with a female.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12284 on: July 04, 2021, 11:17:58 PM »


Or that they just want to make sure they get to drink at least one cup of coffee without interruption...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12285 on: July 04, 2021, 11:24:04 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12286 on: July 05, 2021, 12:06:07 PM »
Interestingly, when scrolling down it brings you to an article with this picture




Which was apparently posted on the Cape May Zoo's Facebook page. Did @Yehuda57 go there on pesach?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12287 on: July 05, 2021, 12:10:24 PM »
If you replace "I" with "My Kid" you'd get more likes...
I need this version :D
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12288 on: July 05, 2021, 12:14:02 PM »
Which was apparently posted on the Cape May Zoo's Facebook page. Did @Yehuda57 go there on pesach?

Even to my giraffe I wouldn't give square matzah on Pesach!

Must have been Pesach sheini
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12289 on: July 05, 2021, 12:16:09 PM »
Even to my giraffe I wouldn't give square matzah on Pesach!

Must have been Pesach sheini
Considering the amount of square matzo they gave out in the food boxes before pesach it can still be now.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12290 on: July 05, 2021, 12:22:23 PM »
I need this version :D
Here are the two alternate versions. Share the one that will get you in the least trouble.








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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12291 on: July 05, 2021, 10:04:25 PM »


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12292 on: July 05, 2021, 10:07:01 PM »

Gonna go out on a limb & guess this is Rabbi Deutsch.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12293 on: July 05, 2021, 10:13:59 PM »
Gonna go out on a limb & guess this is Rabbi Deutsch.
Yup
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12294 on: July 06, 2021, 03:27:11 PM »


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12297 on: July 06, 2021, 03:43:01 PM »


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12298 on: July 06, 2021, 07:36:41 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #12299 on: July 07, 2021, 01:41:11 AM »


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