The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread

[Shmulie]

[YitzyS]

It’s a salmon steak

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[ExGingi]

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How do you pronounce BOEUF? A pet peeve of mine is how many pronounce it when referring to Boeuf and Bun, I am wondering if it's pronounced that badly in general in the regular english speaking circles.

[YitzyS]

How do you pronounce BOEUF? A pet peeve of mine is how many pronounce it when referring to Boeuf and Bun, I am wondering if it's pronounced that badly in general in the regular english speaking circles.

My pet peeve is when Americans think they are classy because they use foreign words in their names.

No, your food does not taste any better if I need a French dictionary to read your menu. Stick to proper English words and spend your effort in perfecting that sear.

And no, I don't want any of that fwog-rah. Or that genokey.

[aygart]

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Are those supposed to be the ribs?

[yesitsme]

When your 401k balance reads like a Walmart price tag (actual figure truncated on left for obvious reasons).

What does 401k mean?

[Dan]

[AsherO]

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In defence of the restaurant, it’s Boro Park un s’gate (און ס׳גייט), so I’m not sure what you’re railing about.

[Yo ssi]

[jj1000]

 
Would be more apropos.

[Yehudaa]

Apparently it's a real thing- https://www.balenciaga.com/en-us/crocs%E2%84%A2-madame-80mm-pink-677390W1S8E5300.html

[aygart]

Don't think you are allowed to cut that on shabbos

[yesitsme]

[Yo ssi]

Don't think you are allowed to cut that on shabbos

It's probably muktza regardless 

[AsherO]

It's probably muktza regardless 

BTC could fit any of the six categories of Mukzah depending who you ask…

[Yo ssi]

BTC could fit any of the six categories of Mukzah depending who you ask…

Machmas Mitzvah? 

[AsherO]

BTC could fit any of the six categories of Mukzah depending who you ask…

Speaking of which (and this also belongs in this thread, Rabbi Google just lost his Semicha:

[Yo ssi]

Speaking of which (and this also belongs in this thread, Rabbi Google just lost his Semicha:

Depends on your spelling

[AsherO]

Machmas Mitzvah? 

That one’s easy: Some people consider crypto the biggest mitzvah ever! Hence me saying depends who you ask, for some people it’s a Mitzvah, for other people it’s a Keli shemelachto l’issur, for other people it’s a Basis for other things that are assur, for other people it’s muktzeh machmas gufo (not a Keli, serves no purpose), for other people it’s repulsive, and for other people it’s too expensive or dangerous (chisaron kis)

[AsherO]

Depends on your spelling

I noticed that too. Still odd/broken in the heading of the list “Categories of Muktzeh” it’s clear that Google knows what it should be listing. I’m actually curious to know what broke there.