Author Topic: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread (Read 3828267 times)

ExGingi · « **Reply #15880 on:** March 07, 2025, 08:02:06 AM »

Quote from: TzviR on March 06, 2025, 07:05:31 PM

I would say but by now I know its in Nissan...

I have kids with birthdays. Cheshvan being the only month with no birthday (also Iyar, though we do have one on אדר"ח אייר). Grandkids fill that gap.

Sam1297 · « **Reply #15881 on:** March 07, 2025, 11:37:02 AM »

collusion · « **Reply #15882 on:** March 07, 2025, 01:51:48 PM »

herb · « **Reply #15883 on:** March 10, 2025, 09:44:51 AM »

Yo ssi · « **Reply #15884 on:** March 10, 2025, 03:37:29 PM »

Quote from: herb on March 10, 2025, 09:44:51 AM

What they didn't tell you is you have to feed the chickens in the back

TzviR · « **Reply #15885 on:** March 10, 2025, 04:38:36 PM »

Quote from: herb on March 10, 2025, 09:44:51 AM

Agav, an amazing story, similar to Yosef Mokir Shabbos.
Mitzvah lfarseim!

There is a Yid who is very makpid on buying food specifically lkovod Shabbos. Anyway, he bought a fish for Shabbos and upon cutting it open, he was rewarded min Hashomayim! There was an egg inside the fish!!
Wow!!

stooges44 · « **Reply #15886 on:** March 10, 2025, 04:49:13 PM »

yungermanchik · « **Reply #15887 on:** March 11, 2025, 08:43:49 PM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #15888 on:** March 11, 2025, 08:59:45 PM »

Speaking of Kupat Ha'ir, I heard a joke today about a 95 year old guy who mistakenly checked off the wrong box when he made his donation to Kupat Ha'ir and he had a baby.

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #15889 on:** March 11, 2025, 09:46:16 PM »

They say there's a segulah for many wonderful things if a woman dresses b'tzniyus for 40 days. And if you're not able to do it yourself, if you give to Kupat Ha'ir, a woman in Me'ah She'arim will do it for you.

aygart · « **Reply #15890 on:** March 11, 2025, 09:56:03 PM »

Quote from: YitzyS on March 11, 2025, 08:59:45 PM

Speaking of Kupat Ha'ir, I heard a joke today about a 95 year old guy who mistakenly checked off the wrong box when he made his donation to Kupat Ha'ir and he had a baby.

R' Tzvi?

YitzyS · « **Reply #15891 on:** March 11, 2025, 09:57:56 PM »

Quote from: sguitarist18 on March 11, 2025, 09:46:16 PM

They say there's a segulah for many wonderful things if a woman dresses b'tzniyus for 40 days. And if you're not able to do it yourself, if you give to Kupat Ha'ir, a woman in Me'ah She'arim will do it for you.

How much do I have to donate to Kupat Ha'ir to get 10 Yerushalmis to donate to Kupat Ha'ir for me?

moko · « **Reply #15892 on:** March 11, 2025, 11:59:47 PM »

Quote from: YitzyS on March 11, 2025, 08:59:45 PM

Speaking of Kupat Ha'ir, I heard a joke today about a 95 year old guy who mistakenly checked off the wrong box when he made his donation to Kupat Ha'ir and he had a baby.

that kid is married with children already

yungermanchik · « **Reply #15893 on:** March 12, 2025, 09:05:31 AM »

jye · « **Reply #15894 on:** March 12, 2025, 09:57:51 AM »

This one was great

Quote from: jye on April 07, 2024, 01:34:42 PM

TzviR · « **Reply #15895 on:** March 12, 2025, 10:08:32 AM »

Quote from: jye on March 12, 2025, 09:57:51 AM

This one was great

Quote from: TzviR on April 07, 2024, 10:39:57 PM

This one was better

gutlib · « **Reply #15896 on:** March 12, 2025, 10:49:16 AM »

moko · « **Reply #15897 on:** March 12, 2025, 11:52:22 AM »

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #15898 on:** March 12, 2025, 12:52:00 PM »

TzviR · « **Reply #15899 on:** March 12, 2025, 12:54:01 PM »

Quote from: sguitarist18 on March 12, 2025, 12:52:00 PM

Fish and meat together?