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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5140 on: August 21, 2015, 11:50:38 AM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5141 on: August 23, 2015, 10:47:50 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5142 on: August 24, 2015, 12:15:48 AM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5143 on: August 24, 2015, 12:42:32 AM »
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I agree that at the first moment it does look very funny, but after giving it a moment or two of thought I understand what he is trying to explain.

"Don't think that just because you still look the same Jewish as until now despite having a smartphone, you are indeed the same person you were before getting it. No, it makes also subtle changes in one's way of thinking and approaching issues that were previously unheard of to him."
(In this case, a Satmere chassid admiring Zionism; something very distant from their way of life. Obviously, if I [and perhaps you] would've been his intended audience, he would have used a different example.)

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5144 on: August 24, 2015, 01:07:36 AM »
I agree that at the first moment it does look very funny, but after giving it a moment or two of thought I understand what he is trying to explain.

"Don't think that just because you still look the same Jewish as until now despite having a smartphone, you are indeed the same person you were before getting it. No, it makes also subtle changes in one's way of thinking and approaching issues that were previously unheard of to him."
(In this case, a Satmere chassid admiring Zionism; something very distant from their way of life. Obviously, if I [and perhaps you] would've been his intended audience, he would have used a different example.)

Saying that making a jew into a gentile , is only secondary, to making a satmar into a mizrachi is beyond stupid.
dont defend such garbage
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5145 on: August 24, 2015, 01:15:46 AM »
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If a Satmarer Chasid has become lax in his shita, the solution is not to get rid of the smartphone so much as it is to strengthen their shita through learning. Any Satmar who feels "shvach" and needs strengthening, should make a kvius in Divrei Yoel.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5146 on: August 24, 2015, 01:24:36 AM »
If a Satmarer Chasid has become lax in his shita, the solution is not to get rid of the smartphone so much as it is to strengthen their shita through learning. Any Satmar who feels "shvach" and needs strengthening, should make a kvius in Divrei Yoel.
or Chumash
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5147 on: August 24, 2015, 01:36:03 AM »
If a Satmarer Chasid has become lax in his shita, the solution is not to get rid of the smartphone so much as it is to strengthen their shita through learning. Any Satmar who feels "shvach" and needs strengthening, should make a kvius in Divrei Yoel.
Obviously, (and this is to any Jew, not just a Satmere chassid) one who is getting shvach in yiddishkeit should also seek the root cause of this shvachkeit and trash/remove them.

or Chumash
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Reminds me of a story when someone once wanted to place a "sfas emes" on a table but it was just a bit beyond his reach, so he gave it a small throw just so it lands on the table. A Gere chassid nearby scolded him, "Vus varfsti dus?! Di meinst s'iz epes a chimish'l?!"...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5148 on: August 24, 2015, 01:39:47 AM »
...Any Satmar who feels "shvach" and needs strengthening, should make a kvius in Divrei Yoel.
Or call this number (951) 262-3722.
This is like ultra ultra.
In short, I(qu)ran in Yiddish...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5149 on: August 24, 2015, 01:58:58 AM »
Or call this number (951) 262-3722.
This is like ultra ultra.
In short, I(qu)ran in Yiddish...
its one side of satmar bashing another, and all other jews. Shame on them
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5150 on: August 24, 2015, 02:33:04 AM »
its one side of satmar bashing another, and all other jews. Shame on them
rather, a third side of satmar bashing the other two.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5151 on: August 24, 2015, 08:52:58 AM »

Saying that making a jew into a gentile , is only secondary, to making a satmar into a mizrachi is beyond stupid.
dont defend such garbage
Is English a language you speak or are you using Google translate?
« Last Edit: August 24, 2015, 10:00:17 AM by aygart »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5152 on: August 24, 2015, 09:16:14 AM »

Saying that making a jew into a gentile , is only secondary, to making a satmar into a mizrachi is beyond stupid.
dont defend such garbage
To me it reads just the opposite. You misread it, or Yiddish is not your thing...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5157 on: August 24, 2015, 10:48:41 AM »


Saying that making a jew into a gentile , is only secondary, to making a satmar into a mizrachi is beyond stupid.
dont defend such garbage
Calm down.
I saw it in bhm"d, and what yesitsme posted is flat out out of context.
That pic is part of a 50-page booklet full of sarcasm/irony in order to prove a point, and this Judaism vs Zionism line happens to be one of them,
Context is key.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5158 on: August 24, 2015, 10:59:20 AM »
Calm down.
I saw it in bhm"d, and what yesitsme posted is flat out out of context.
That pic is part of a 50-page booklet full of sarcasm/irony in order to prove a point, and this Judaism vs Zionism line happens to be one of them,
Context is key.
Yesitsme like making "lebedig" here.
If I wouldn't know better I would say he's employed by CM......

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #5159 on: August 24, 2015, 05:57:11 PM »