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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6840 on: April 21, 2016, 12:17:30 AM »
THAT'S the joke?? I was wondering what was supposed to be funny.

Stupid. He couldn't remember his bris.

ETA besides the kid doesn't sit in the chair. The sandek does.
but first they put the kid by himself in the chair
Forget about first, the sandek doesn't sit there at all, no? Isn't it 2 separate chairs? One is כסא של אליהו, and the baby is placed there first, and the other the sandek sits on (and obviously the bris is done with the sandek holding the baby). At least that's the way it was done for my 3 kids brisin, including one this week.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6841 on: April 21, 2016, 12:19:39 AM »
Forget about first, the sandek doesn't sit there at all, no? Isn't it 2 separate chairs? One is כסא של אליהו, and the baby is placed there first, and the other the sandek sits on (and obviously the bris is done with the sandek holding the baby). At least that's the way it was done for my 3 kids brisin, including one this week.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6842 on: April 21, 2016, 07:37:00 AM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6843 on: April 21, 2016, 04:26:51 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: A Historical photo had been found of מכת חושך

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6844 on: April 21, 2016, 05:23:02 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: A Historical photo had been found of מכת חושך

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6845 on: April 21, 2016, 05:35:17 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: A Historical photo had been found of מכת חושך
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6846 on: April 21, 2016, 05:37:05 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6847 on: April 21, 2016, 05:57:19 PM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6848 on: April 22, 2016, 10:59:33 AM »
Hilarious... I know that shul

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6849 on: April 22, 2016, 02:09:45 PM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6850 on: April 26, 2016, 02:23:34 PM »
Give a match a shot. It can't hurt.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6852 on: April 26, 2016, 08:13:03 PM »


Apparently they are waiting for a minion...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6853 on: April 26, 2016, 09:25:58 PM »


Apparently they are waiting for a minion...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6854 on: May 01, 2016, 05:43:06 PM »
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