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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8740 on: December 27, 2017, 06:23:29 PM »
You get to choose your stewardess?
That explains this trip report gem:
I immediately had a stewardess come over to me and seductively whisper in my ear "are you going to be taking pictures of me"? Taken aback she then reworded it as a statement that I may not take pictures of the cabin or crew.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8741 on: January 01, 2018, 07:54:47 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8742 on: January 01, 2018, 08:03:50 PM »


There going to loose the hechsher

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8743 on: January 01, 2018, 08:06:16 PM »
Dumb people learn from their own mistakes,smart people,from the mistakes of others

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« Reply #8744 on: January 01, 2018, 08:06:43 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8745 on: January 01, 2018, 10:54:30 PM »

ALOL! Evita has a drink called "Torah on the beach"
« Last Edit: January 01, 2018, 10:57:38 PM by as2 »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8746 on: January 01, 2018, 11:02:22 PM »
Not my pic.
but he still assumed you ordered that

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8747 on: January 01, 2018, 11:04:22 PM »
but he still assumed you ordered that
lol
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8748 on: January 02, 2018, 01:03:17 AM »
not sure why that's worse than the beef pizza or bacon salad. all in all, so goyish

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8749 on: January 02, 2018, 07:22:00 AM »


According to their menu that drink does not exist.
But before you yell #fakenews you’ll notice they have an equally interesting drink choice.
Visibly Jewish

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8750 on: January 02, 2018, 10:10:37 AM »
According to their menu that drink does not exist.
But before you yell #fakenews you’ll notice they have an equally interesting drink choice.
Less likely to get arrested in Israel.
But the Dead Sea? Yikes...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8751 on: January 03, 2018, 12:25:03 PM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8752 on: January 03, 2018, 12:30:41 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8753 on: January 03, 2018, 01:21:55 PM »


There are errors in this. Just glancing at it. MIA is Miami. Toronto downtown is YTZ.

xkcd is really smart so maybe the joke is just going over my head...

Usually @Achas Veachas would explain xkcd jokes around here. (Let's see if the genie pops out of the lamp.) ;D ;D

ETA: Okay, now that I read the left column I see that it's supposed to be a joke. Like ORD being Orlando and SAN being listed five times. Ha ha. I get it.

Not funny.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8754 on: January 03, 2018, 01:22:46 PM »
There are errors in this. Just glancing at it. MIA is Miami. Toronto downtown is YTZ.

xkcd is really smart so maybe the joke is just going over my head...

Usually @Achas Veachas would explain xkcd jokes around here. (Let's see if the genie pops out of the lamp.) ;D ;D
And what's SAN?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8755 on: January 03, 2018, 01:24:41 PM »
And what's SAN?

Okay, I see now. They are almost all jokes. Hilarious.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8756 on: January 03, 2018, 01:26:49 PM »
There are errors in this. Just glancing at it. MIA is Miami. Toronto downtown is YTZ.

xkcd is really smart so maybe the joke is just going over my head...

Usually @Achas Veachas would explain xkcd jokes around here. (Let's see if the genie pops out of the lamp.) ;D ;D

ETA: Okay, now that I read the left column I see that it's supposed to be a joke. Like ORD being Orlando and SAN being listed five times. Ha ha. I get it.

Not funny.
For future reference:
http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

And it's definitely funny.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8757 on: January 03, 2018, 01:27:50 PM »
Okay, I see now. They are almost all jokes. Hilarious.

My reaction when I first saw this on whatsapp
Quote
Most of them I knew already, but there are a few I didn't quite recognize, such as this:
YYZ Toronto Pearson

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8758 on: January 03, 2018, 01:30:45 PM »
There are errors in this. Just glancing at it. MIA is Miami. Toronto downtown is YTZ.

xkcd is really smart so maybe the joke is just going over my head...

Usually @Achas Veachas would explain xkcd jokes around here. (Let's see if the genie pops out of the lamp.) ;D ;D

ETA: Okay, now that I read the left column I see that it's supposed to be a joke. Like ORD being Orlando and SAN being listed five times. Ha ha. I get it.

Not funny.
XKCD is the internet version of New Yorker cartoons - you pretend to get them to appear all intellectual.

But on this one I'm with you right from the first one. I mean everyone knows AMD is a computer processor, not an airport code.

I actually can't tell if you're being serious or continuing the joke.

ETA: I hate tapatalk.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8759 on: January 03, 2018, 01:36:26 PM »
XKCD is the internet version of New Yorker cartoons - you pretend to get them to appear all intellectual.

But on this one I'm with you right from the first one. I mean everyone knows AMD is a computer processor, not an airport code.

I actually can't tell if you're being serious or continuing the joke.

ETA: I hate tapatalk.

Serious. I hated this.

I have been very impressed with xkcd many times. The guy is clearly a genius. And it's often very funny as well. But this one was just annoying and stupid to me.