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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8960 on: March 28, 2018, 09:05:10 AM »
There's this dog that defecates outside my house every morning at 9:00. At 8:58 this morning, I saw the dog squatting outside my home and I said, "there you go again. It's high time you found another spot to do your business, perhaps in the alley way over there next to the dumpster?"

The dog looked at me and said, "I know it seems like I'm pooping all over your property and stinking it up, what with my history of doing exactly that every day at this time. But actually, all I was doing today was resting in the shade for a moment."

Duly chastised, I bowed my head and began walking away, when the clock struck 9 and he promptly took a huge dump.
Am I the dog in your moshol? What is the house? What does it all mean??

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8961 on: March 28, 2018, 09:42:06 AM »
Am I the dog in your moshol? What is the house? What does it all mean??
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8962 on: March 28, 2018, 02:40:53 PM »
Am I the dog in your moshol? What is the house? What does it all mean??
The little bird is Yisroel
The vultures are our foes
The painful wound is golus
Which we all fee and know
The nest is yerushalayim
Where we yearn to be once more
And the eagle is Moshiach
Who we are waiting for


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8963 on: March 28, 2018, 02:43:00 PM »
The little bird is Yisroel
The vultures are our foes
The painful wound is golus
Which we all fee and know
The nest is yerushalayim
Where we yearn to be once more
And the eagle is Moshiach
Who we are waiting for
Isn't it "The nest is the Beis Hamikdosh"?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8964 on: March 28, 2018, 02:44:31 PM »
Isn't it "The nest is the Beis Hamikdosh"?
MBD sings it wrong.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8965 on: March 28, 2018, 02:45:41 PM »
MBD sings it wrong.
Thought so, where's the original? Journeys/Abe Rottenberg?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8966 on: March 28, 2018, 02:50:28 PM »
Thought so, where's the original? Journeys/Abe Rottenberg?
It's a Camp Gan Yisroel song, made popular on the Tzlil V'Zemer album Wake up Yidden
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8967 on: March 28, 2018, 02:51:58 PM »
We had a way better version in yeshiva.  Maybe someone will post the lyrics.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8968 on: March 28, 2018, 02:52:39 PM »
We had a way better version in yeshiva.  Maybe someone will post the lyrics.
I don't remember them, sorry.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8969 on: March 28, 2018, 03:07:33 PM »
Do they put tefilin on stray cats also?

Do teshuva.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8970 on: March 28, 2018, 03:09:53 PM »
I put them on myself. That's all

Get them checked.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8971 on: March 28, 2018, 03:51:13 PM »
Get them checked.
Long story but I really should... Had a strange dream about them a few months ago.. Decided not to at the time.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8972 on: March 28, 2018, 03:51:32 PM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8973 on: March 28, 2018, 03:55:10 PM »
Long story but I really should... Had a strange dream about them a few months ago.. Decided not to at the time.
And no one died??
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8974 on: March 28, 2018, 05:12:47 PM »
And no one died??
Only a few stray cats

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8975 on: April 09, 2018, 03:45:39 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8978 on: April 10, 2018, 10:29:56 AM »
are you ordering a Rolex?
Nope, the item itself is only $32!
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