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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9375 on: April 18, 2019, 09:31:19 PM »
Guess we should thank all the "anti vaxxers" for all these great memes/jokes at least :)
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9376 on: April 19, 2019, 09:40:29 AM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9378 on: April 19, 2019, 09:52:26 AM »

Yet more proof that jokes are funnier in Yiddish.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9379 on: April 19, 2019, 09:56:26 AM »
Yet more proof that jokes are funnier in Yiddish.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9380 on: April 19, 2019, 10:15:45 AM »
What's this part mean?



The rest I understand but not the first part.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9381 on: April 19, 2019, 11:04:15 AM »
What's this part mean?



The rest I understand but not the first part.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9382 on: April 19, 2019, 12:21:31 PM »
און די פערטע זון מאכט שטיק מעט די מיילס מאכט שטיק מיט די
קרעדיט קארדס מאכט שטיק מיט די עירליינס און מאכט שטיק מיט די פרייס מיסטייקס
Pardon my lousy Yiddish.

I sell matzos and arba minim.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9383 on: April 19, 2019, 12:59:25 PM »
I sell matzos and arba minim.
גנב, get out of here!

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9384 on: April 19, 2019, 01:07:26 PM »
און די פערטע זון מאכט שטיק מעט די מיילס מאכט שטיק מיט די
קרעדיט קארדס מאכט שטיק מיט די עירליינס און מאכט שטיק מיט די פרייס מיסטייקס
Pardon my lousy Yiddish.

I sell matzos and arba minim.
This isn't "arbah banim dibrah torah" no need to bring in the חכם.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9385 on: April 19, 2019, 01:37:22 PM »
גנב, get out of here!

Just having fun. I do points.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9386 on: April 19, 2019, 01:39:40 PM »
Just having fun. I do points.
Impossible. No one who "does points" calls it "doing points".
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9388 on: April 19, 2019, 02:11:51 PM »
Just started a HTML/CSS book. This was an example
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9389 on: April 19, 2019, 04:13:12 PM »
Impossible. No one who "does points" calls it "doing points".

Ok, I like to visit Simon, WM, the mobile deposit app on my phone, various other locations, and occasionally still the PO. Oh and I like booking flights on various cards and with various currencies. Can we just call it doing points for short?