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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9380 on: April 19, 2019, 11:04:15 AM »
What's this part mean?



The rest I understand but not the first part.
Someone asked his friend, "What do your children do [for a living]?"
He answered, "I have 3 sons..."
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9381 on: April 19, 2019, 12:21:31 PM »
און די פערטע זון מאכט שטיק מעט די מיילס מאכט שטיק מיט די
קרעדיט קארדס מאכט שטיק מיט די עירליינס און מאכט שטיק מיט די פרייס מיסטייקס
Pardon my lousy Yiddish.

I sell matzos and arba minim.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9382 on: April 19, 2019, 12:59:25 PM »
I sell matzos and arba minim.
גנב, get out of here!

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9383 on: April 19, 2019, 01:07:26 PM »
און די פערטע זון מאכט שטיק מעט די מיילס מאכט שטיק מיט די
קרעדיט קארדס מאכט שטיק מיט די עירליינס און מאכט שטיק מיט די פרייס מיסטייקס
Pardon my lousy Yiddish.

I sell matzos and arba minim.
This isn't "arbah banim dibrah torah" no need to bring in the חכם.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9384 on: April 19, 2019, 01:37:22 PM »
גנב, get out of here!

Just having fun. I do points.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9385 on: April 19, 2019, 01:39:40 PM »
Just having fun. I do points.
Impossible. No one who "does points" calls it "doing points".
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9387 on: April 19, 2019, 02:11:51 PM »
Just started a HTML/CSS book. This was an example
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9388 on: April 19, 2019, 04:13:12 PM »
Impossible. No one who "does points" calls it "doing points".

Ok, I like to visit Simon, WM, the mobile deposit app on my phone, various other locations, and occasionally still the PO. Oh and I like booking flights on various cards and with various currencies. Can we just call it doing points for short?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9389 on: April 21, 2019, 09:28:17 PM »


W00T!
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9390 on: April 21, 2019, 09:30:28 PM »
Wow. That didn't last long, was someone fired?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9391 on: April 22, 2019, 06:06:53 PM »

C/P

Incredible Moment! Rabbi Michel Chill, a longtime educator from Monsey, New York, was slated to take a flight with his family heading from New York to Los Angeles.

Inclement weather delayed the flight for three hours. The pilot spotted the Rabbi and invited him into the cockpit to learn the daily quota of Talmud with him as they waited for a slot for takeoff.
Looks like Charles (Shalom?) Dadoun. I think he flies for UA.
Article in Mishpacha about Charlie Dadoun.. by Eytan Kobre. The above story is mentioned...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9392 on: April 24, 2019, 07:22:43 PM »
United Planes get a makeover

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9393 on: April 24, 2019, 08:23:53 PM »


 Very cute.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9394 on: April 24, 2019, 11:30:08 PM »
Nu.... Chometz....

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9395 on: April 25, 2019, 11:11:53 AM »


W00T!
They want you to hush after the negative coverage you gave them for the devaluation...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9396 on: April 25, 2019, 05:23:49 PM »
They want you to hush after the negative coverage you gave them for the devaluation...
Yup.
They missing the love they had..

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9397 on: April 28, 2019, 12:38:42 AM »
https://twitter.com/avianewscom/status/1122209345473794054

I wonder if they would allow this with a menorah.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9398 on: April 29, 2019, 12:57:02 AM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9399 on: April 29, 2019, 10:30:26 AM »
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