Plenty like that in the Catskills
Still...
it's not a vacation at all because of the conditions. (thin mattress, dust, etc). so why is it so expensive? he's paying a thousand to find out about this guys Shulem Bayis, another grand to find out a different family has wild kids, another 1k to find out that this other neighbor cuts his beard, etc...
And I was saying this place has normal rooms and beds. Not as much latzanos. Useable during the year.
And if your going up on a friday or back on a sunday you are paying and taking the same amount of tine and money to get there.