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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6720 on: April 03, 2016, 02:11:01 PM »
i got an amex rep named herschel, when he asked me to confirm my address which is in a predominantly jewish area, he asks me so hows the neighborhood? when i asked if he was jewish he said with a name like herschel, what do you think?
On chat? ???
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6721 on: April 03, 2016, 02:12:43 PM »
On chat? ???
You don't think there are Jews in India?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6722 on: April 03, 2016, 02:13:41 PM »
I once got a B&H rep whose name was... ah, forget it.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6723 on: April 03, 2016, 02:15:16 PM »
I once got a B&H rep whose name was... ah, forget it.
I called b&h and the rep whose name was Baruch let me know that my grandfather helped him get his first apt.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6724 on: April 03, 2016, 02:23:59 PM »
I called b&h and the rep whose name was Baruch let me know that my grandfather helped him get his first apt.
A B&H rep told me on the phone that he grew up down the block from my wife (the name on the order I was placing).

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6725 on: April 03, 2016, 02:30:08 PM »
I once got a B&H rep whose name was... ah, forget it.
My wife once called B&H, after saying her name is Mrs xyz the rep asked her; are you from that and that xyz family?...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6726 on: April 03, 2016, 02:31:53 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6727 on: April 03, 2016, 02:57:53 PM »
I once got a B&H rep whose name was Something Fishy ah, forget it.
FRFY, Lol...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6728 on: April 03, 2016, 06:15:03 PM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #6729 on: April 04, 2016, 01:53:44 AM »
Any way to mass delete?
Code: [Select]
SELECT * FROM `$db_prefixmembers` WHERE `last_login` < 1396590426 And LENGTH(`website_url`) >0 And `total_time_logged_in` < 3600 And `date_registered` < 1388494799 and posts = 0
If you're satisfied just replace select with delete
Code: [Select]
Delete * FROM `$db_prefixmembers` WHERE `last_login` < 1396590426 And LENGTH(`website_url`) >0 And `total_time_logged_in` < 3600 And `date_registered` < 1388494799 and posts = 0
Change $db_prefix with your db prefix, you can find it in Settings.php or Database Tables Prefix ex if its smf_ then it should be smf_members etc.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2016, 02:06:18 AM by yesitsme »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6730 on: April 04, 2016, 08:07:58 AM »
My father in law always tells me about a fellow lawyer whose secretary was named Vashti. She was Indian or something, not Persian (or any other type of middle eastern).
My Dad had a Zeresh as a tenant. She was proud to be in the Bible...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6731 on: April 04, 2016, 11:37:37 AM »
we have a customer Vashti. looks so weird on the caller ID every time they call :)
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6732 on: April 04, 2016, 01:48:20 PM »
we have a customer Vashti. looks so weird on the caller ID every time they call :)
First name or last name?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6733 on: April 04, 2016, 01:49:21 PM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6734 on: April 04, 2016, 01:52:10 PM »

Actually, only one of them looks like he's wearing tzitzis and tefilin...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6735 on: April 04, 2016, 02:11:23 PM »

It almost looks like the editor told the artist to swap the noses last minute to avoid backlash

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6736 on: April 04, 2016, 02:48:34 PM »
First name or last name?

the store name is Vashti *** (Vashti computers, Vashti catering, etc)
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6737 on: April 04, 2016, 02:50:14 PM »
First name or last name?
There was a blurb in Sports Illustrated the week before Purim about a Vashti (first name) who did something.

ETA- Found it (tznius warning):
http://www.si.com/more-sports/2016/03/20/vashti-cunningham-high-jump-world-indoor-championships-gold-medal
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6738 on: April 04, 2016, 02:52:06 PM »
my customer pronounces it vaashti the a is the sound like vanity
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