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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6885 on: May 12, 2016, 03:39:30 PM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6886 on: May 12, 2016, 03:48:41 PM »

"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a programmer."
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6887 on: May 12, 2016, 03:50:04 PM »
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a programmer."
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6888 on: May 12, 2016, 09:26:58 PM »
Back then even the cars had wifi.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6889 on: May 12, 2016, 11:22:55 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6891 on: May 13, 2016, 07:52:35 AM »
That's a line for Levi Yitzchok Barditchever!
Out of respect for Reb Levi yitzchok - it's true but totally taken out of context

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I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6893 on: May 13, 2016, 08:04:11 AM »
http://wathanfuneral.com/
Lol. Just looked at their site. Their statistics are ridiculous,  mathematically. If there are 20x as many people texting and driving than drinking and driving, and they cause 2x more accidents, then they are 10x less likely to be involved in an accident.

(Yes, I know; I missed the point.)
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6895 on: May 13, 2016, 04:24:28 PM »
Who says nobody wears tefilin full time any more?

Oy, parshas Kedoshim is the right week for posting this. M'darf lebben mit di tzeit.
Just looking this through. - He was able to be mekayem the lav even according to the reshonim who require actual kesav, and even loshon hakodesh!

Very unique. 

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6896 on: May 13, 2016, 04:31:07 PM »
Just looking this through. - He was able to be mekayem the lav even according to the reshonim who require actual kesav, and even loshon hakodesh!

Very unique.
New thing learned today, never knew there's such a shita.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6897 on: May 13, 2016, 04:34:14 PM »
New thing learned today, never knew there's such a shita.
It's the chinuchs shita that you need kesav. - achronim discus whether he needs two letter like Shabbos or not.

I added loshon hakodesh its just lemahadrin. (Iirc, in hilchos Shabbos could be that loshon hakodesh is the av melocho..)

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6898 on: May 13, 2016, 04:42:48 PM »
The advatage I can see is tbat when someone on the street bugs him by asking have you worn tefillin today he can always say yes. No one bugs you on the street about wearing a tallis or a yarmulka, so why go to the trouble of inking one.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #6899 on: May 13, 2016, 05:29:49 PM »
The advatage I can see is tbat when someone on the street bugs him by asking have you worn tefillin today he can always say yes. No one bugs you on the street about wearing a tallis or a yarmulka, so why go to the trouble of inking one.
That's probably why he did it