This reminds me of a story that happened to my brother a long time ago . My parents were in the mall during the holiday season and passed a line of kids taking pics with santa. My parents jokingly nudged my brother to take a picture too, obviously he didn't want to. After standing around for a moment santa turns to my brother and tells him in perfect yidish "Kim aher, hub nisht moira"-come here,don't be afraid- (or something to that affect)
maybe put in the tread "commands that left me speechless" ....
ohch! that hurts!
I think this comment is more worthy of a spot there...
Found this on VLC today.. Where's the Menorah?