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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8980 on: April 17, 2018, 01:58:59 PM »
This:

The little bird is Yisroel


Combined with this:

There's this dog that defecates outside my house every morning at 9:00. At 8:58 this morning, I saw the dog squatting outside my home and I said, "there you go again. It's high time you found another spot to do your business, perhaps in the alley way over there next to the dumpster?"

The dog looked at me and said, "I know it seems like I'm pooping all over your property and stinking it up, what with my history of doing exactly that every day at this time. But actually, all I was doing today was resting in the shade for a moment."

Duly chastised, I bowed my head and began walking away, when the clock struck 9 and he promptly took a huge dump.

Reminds me of the famous story with the triple מוסר השכל about the bird that almost froze do death when visiting Siberia.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8982 on: April 25, 2018, 12:50:47 AM »
When DD infiltrates Jewish day school general studies...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8983 on: April 25, 2018, 01:14:20 AM »
When DD infiltrates Jewish day school general studies...


@Abey :)
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8984 on: April 25, 2018, 01:22:21 AM »
When DD infiltrates Jewish day school general studies...


Alol

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8985 on: April 25, 2018, 09:48:04 AM »
When DD infiltrates Jewish day school general studies...


I get the wife keeps spending part, if you are the one going on vacation then why do you have the CSR and the wife has the CF? What are you spending on while on vacation?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8986 on: April 25, 2018, 10:24:40 AM »
@Abey :)
LOL
But we got to tell the teacher cfu now gets 3x 🤣🤣
@Dan is that your sons school?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8987 on: April 25, 2018, 10:25:55 AM »
No. It's via DDFB.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8988 on: April 29, 2018, 09:51:48 PM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8989 on: April 30, 2018, 08:45:19 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8991 on: May 01, 2018, 08:51:57 AM »


  Lol,  I would have never thought Iran would be moving first.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8992 on: May 01, 2018, 09:15:50 AM »


  Lol,  I would have never thought Iran would be moving first.
If only they had an embassy...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8993 on: May 06, 2018, 10:31:11 PM »
The (DDF) world's most beautiful picture:
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8994 on: May 06, 2018, 10:32:35 PM »
The (DDF) world's most beautiful picture:

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8995 on: May 06, 2018, 10:43:41 PM »
The (DDF) world's most beautiful picture:


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8996 on: May 06, 2018, 10:44:10 PM »
Meh. IN is no big deal to get.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8997 on: May 06, 2018, 10:45:08 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8998 on: May 06, 2018, 10:50:34 PM »
Cool story bro.
Let me know which dates you see IN for.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #8999 on: May 06, 2018, 10:54:06 PM »
Randomly checked, see IN almost every day. Maybe the 5 pax is a big deal?
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