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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9480 on: July 05, 2019, 11:36:50 AM »
It's so reckless of you to post that on a public forum. I just called the diplomat and impersonated you. I gave him MY personal info, and now I'm just waiting for him to show up at my door with the two boxes. Next time think twice about posting such valuable info on a public forum. And no, you cannot have my maaser.
I hate my bank. The diplomat still didn't show up, and I'm still waiting at the door. But my phone keeps ringing, and my talking caller ID says that it's my bank. Why is my bank being so annoying when I'm busy waiting on my front porch for important business?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9481 on: July 05, 2019, 04:22:46 PM »
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9482 on: July 07, 2019, 05:33:08 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9483 on: July 07, 2019, 05:38:39 PM »

I didnt know what a SEO copywriter was.

SEO copywriting is a specialized form of online writing that: Contains keyphrases — words your target reader types into a search box to find the information she wants. Helps online content rank higher in search results (such as Google.) Drives qualified traffic.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9484 on: July 07, 2019, 09:04:05 PM »
I didnt know what a SEO copywriter was.

SEO copywriting is a specialized form of online writing that: Contains keyphrases — words your target reader types into a search box to find the information she wants. Helps online content rank higher in search results (such as Google.) Drives qualified traffic.
thanks! now I get it ;D
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9485 on: July 11, 2019, 11:27:24 AM »
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9486 on: July 15, 2019, 07:55:16 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9487 on: July 16, 2019, 05:31:48 PM »
Another efax number I have, seems to have previously belonged to some Las Vegas hotel. I occasionally get credit card copies or info faxed to me along with reservation requests.

Just got another CC authorization form with all details...
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9488 on: July 16, 2019, 05:51:48 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9489 on: July 16, 2019, 06:26:15 PM »
the fellow knows his נקודות as well as the builder knew his construction
May you slide down the banister of happiness & get many splinters of success up your career.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9490 on: July 22, 2019, 10:49:58 AM »
 :-\ :-\

If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9492 on: July 22, 2019, 11:14:33 AM »
:-\ :-\


there's a man after his own signature!
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9493 on: July 22, 2019, 11:30:59 AM »
there's a man after his own signature!

Shuffled some things around  ;D

If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9494 on: July 22, 2019, 11:38:37 AM »
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The other night in my home:

Me, "Do you need anything from Target? We need another $9 for free shipping."
Mrs Yehuda57, "Sure. I'll message you some stuff."
Me, add band aids and other similarly priced items to cart. "Anything else? We're still $1 short."
Mrs Yehuda57, "Sure. I'll message you some stuff."
Me, goes to checkout, total is 278.86

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9495 on: July 22, 2019, 12:43:57 PM »
:-\ :-\


I just had that the other day. So annoying.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9496 on: July 24, 2019, 03:49:56 PM »
Was this a ddfer
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9497 on: July 25, 2019, 03:31:08 AM »
The other night in my home:

Me, "Do you need anything from Target? We need another $9 for free shipping."
Mrs Yehuda57, "Sure. I'll message you some stuff."
Me, add band aids and other similarly priced items to cart. "Anything else? We're still $1 short."
Mrs Yehuda57, "Sure. I'll message you some stuff."
Me, goes to checkout, total is 278.86
You got away cheap this time.
Just wait for the next time you need another $1.
 Don't be surprised if it's double.
She got away with it now, that means next time pay for the shipping and you'll be far ahead that way. 😁
 
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9498 on: July 25, 2019, 03:35:21 AM »
 I see walmart was following DansDeals on PrimeDay! Lol
   They have lots to unload.
That explains why I went out of stock 1-2-3..

 Was I the only one with no fruit loops in my order?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #9499 on: July 25, 2019, 09:33:46 AM »
Was this a ddfer
You think I could pull off bringing a portable oven as my carry on to TLV & sell bowls of chulent & kugel ? Could charge way more than $5.