Beats any black friday discount in history 🤣.
It actually sounds remarkably familiar to many of the Black Friday deals I see around. That is why it's Dans Deals all the way, where we don't get fooled by unrealistic sticker prices.
While the joke is funny, I think it's insensitive to crack jokes about someone getting hurt.
Reminds me of people who think the only travel destinations are MIA and LAX.