Fake ? My foot 
Reminds me of a joke...
A guy goes into a pet store to buy a dog. He looks around and he sees that there is one dog that costs a million dollars. Perplexed at the outrageous price tag, the man asks for an explanation.
"Oh, that dog? It's expensive because it knows karate."
"Karate? What do you mean?"
"Look, I'll show you."
The storeowner takes the dog out of its cage and yells, "Karate that chair!" The dog immediately pounces on the chair and rips it to shreds, leaving a pile of wood chips behind. "Now, karate that door!" The dog turns on the door and in no time it's reduced to a pile of splitters.
Impressed, the man pays the million dollars and buys the dog.
Walking into his house, the man excitedly tells his wife, "Honey, I paid a million dollars for this dog, but guess what! It knows karate!"
To which his wife responds, "Karate? my foot!"
