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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11180 on: February 04, 2021, 04:59:53 PM »


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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11181 on: February 04, 2021, 05:04:30 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11182 on: February 04, 2021, 05:11:06 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11183 on: February 04, 2021, 07:09:47 PM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on February 04, 2021, 05:04:30 PM
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I don’t want to ever find myself alone in a dark alleyway, or any alleyway for that case, with this Rabbi’s wife...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11184 on: February 04, 2021, 07:12:02 PM »
Who is the mechaber ?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11185 on: February 04, 2021, 07:15:22 PM »
Can anyone here invite me for Shalosh Seudos this Shabbos?

I want to say that over by my seuda on Shabbos morning...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11186 on: February 04, 2021, 07:18:46 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11187 on: February 04, 2021, 07:22:40 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on February 04, 2021, 07:15:22 PM
Can anyone here invite me for Shalosh Seudos this Shabbos?

I want to say that over by my seuda on Shabbos morning...

You can say it in my house at Shalosh Seudos, then when we both get asked to leave we can go to some other DDFer’s house and say it over at Melave Malka...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11188 on: February 04, 2021, 07:23:30 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on February 04, 2021, 07:15:22 PM
Can anyone here invite me for Shalosh Seudos this Shabbos?

I want to say that over by my seuda on Shabbos morning...
Sure, if you think you’ll be discharged by then.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11189 on: February 04, 2021, 07:25:07 PM »
Went to read what he writes about 'eizer knegdo' but lo motzosi
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11190 on: February 04, 2021, 07:58:19 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on February 04, 2021, 07:15:22 PM
I want to say that over by my seuda on Shabbos morning...

All the chassidim on here trying to figure out what seuda happens shabbos morning.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11191 on: February 04, 2021, 08:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Lurker on February 04, 2021, 07:58:19 PM
All the chassidim on here trying to figure out what seuda happens shabbos morning.
I know about shabbos morning, but what's shalish seudis?  :P
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11192 on: February 04, 2021, 08:20:27 PM »
Quote from: Lurker on February 04, 2021, 07:58:19 PM
All the chassidim on here trying to figure out what seuda happens shabbos morning.

Cholent before davening, duh!
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11193 on: February 04, 2021, 08:22:53 PM »
Quote from: Lurker on February 04, 2021, 07:58:19 PM
All the chassidim on here trying to figure out what seuda happens shabbos morning.

I mean, I don't usually call it a seuda, but he's talking about what vort he wants to yell into the kitchen while his wife is making him a cup of coffee, right?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11194 on: February 04, 2021, 08:48:02 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on February 04, 2021, 07:22:40 PM
You can say it in my house at Shalosh Seudos, then when we both get asked to leave we can go to some other DDFer’s house and say it over at Melave Malka...
So that’s how this started. :)
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11195 on: February 04, 2021, 08:53:50 PM »
Quote from: dovy2 on February 04, 2021, 08:05:56 PM
I know about shabbos morning, but what's shalish seudis?  :P
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11196 on: February 04, 2021, 08:57:41 PM »
Quote from: ~King Lake~ on February 04, 2021, 08:53:50 PM
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Somethings wrong with that nikud placement.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11197 on: February 04, 2021, 08:58:27 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 04, 2021, 08:22:53 PM
I mean, I don't usually call it a seuda, but he's talking about what vort he wants to yell into the kitchen while his wife is making him a cup of coffee, right?

Best time to share this vort, when your wife’s already holding the hot water...

Quote from: dovy2 on February 04, 2021, 08:05:56 PM
I know about shabbos morning, but what's shalish seudis?  :P

It’s the Yeshivish way of saying Seder-Nigunim-and-a-Maamar...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11198 on: February 04, 2021, 09:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Yo ssi on February 04, 2021, 08:57:41 PM
Somethings wrong with that nikud placement.
Yiddish with nikud doesn't work together - I know
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11199 on: February 04, 2021, 09:03:05 PM »
Quote from: ~King Lake~ on February 04, 2021, 09:01:18 PM
Yiddish with nikud doesn't work together - I know
If anything, perhaps it should be placed under the ע and י as done for the א.
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