Someone walks into a bank in Israel, he sees one line with only men, one line with only women, he starts yelling discrimination!! A teller quickly quiets him down and explains to him that one line is for 'deposits' only, and the other line is for 'withdrawals' only! Brain teaser: who was on which line?
And a slightly different variation from way back
@TimT testing out new usernames?
Didn't see this posted, though I may have just missed it. OK, it seems it's too big to post as an attachment, and posting as a picture only shows the first page...any suggestions?
It's a PDF, it's not 2 separate pictures...
Quotes in a signature is annoying, as it comes across as an independent post.
I think if I made it small enough to see in one screenshot, it would be too small to read. But I just printed the 2nd page to PDF, so try this: