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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11520 on: March 04, 2021, 10:39:33 PM »
Okay. This better?













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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11521 on: March 04, 2021, 10:41:01 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11522 on: March 04, 2021, 10:48:28 PM »
Okay. This better?













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You're sounding like a dem, are the donations to Chuck Schumer rubbing off on you?  :)
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11523 on: March 04, 2021, 10:49:22 PM »
Better?



Actually a complete sentence.

Fish, fish fish fish.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11524 on: March 04, 2021, 10:56:47 PM »
Actually a complete sentence.

Fish, fish fish fish.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11525 on: March 04, 2021, 10:59:22 PM »


Talk about whitewashing a world that is majority BIPOC.... White supremacy at its finest.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11527 on: March 04, 2021, 11:22:18 PM »
What in the actual world is going on here.

https://goo.gl/maps/oosX3ko6VuaGvEho8
Looks like a chaveirim call
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11528 on: March 05, 2021, 12:20:21 AM »
Who are we to choose their pronouns?




Was antisemitic too for omitting gefilte fish

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11529 on: March 05, 2021, 07:34:41 AM »

Talk about whitewashing a world that is majority BIPOC.... White supremacy at its finest.

Repost


WTH??? All that whiteness and you think this is ok to post in 2020??? David Duke has nothing on you.
FTFY



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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11530 on: March 05, 2021, 08:18:32 AM »
Repost

I knew I saw that before...
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11531 on: March 05, 2021, 08:44:36 AM »
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11532 on: March 05, 2021, 09:33:54 AM »

And to the Nancy Pelosi of the West

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11533 on: March 05, 2021, 09:34:43 AM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11534 on: March 05, 2021, 09:51:54 AM »
Blackface?!?

AND YOU LET IT ON YOUR SITE?!?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11535 on: March 05, 2021, 09:55:00 AM »
AND YOU LET IT ON YOUR SITE?!?

#boycottDDF
You own avatar seems guilty as well...

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11536 on: March 05, 2021, 10:01:12 AM »
All these memes this week that attempt to mimic Dr. Seuss's style all portray just how talented the guy was.


Examine the contrast between the rhyme quality of this and any page in a Seuss book...




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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11537 on: March 05, 2021, 12:11:46 PM »
Actually a complete sentence.

Fish, fish fish fish.

“Fresh Fish Sold Here Daily” read the fish merchant's sign. He had just painted it, hung it above his window, and he was beaming at the sign with pride when a neighbor passed by.

“Why does the sign say 'daily'”, the neighbor asked, “Surely no one thinks you mean to be open once a week selling fish?”

The merchant thought about this for a second and said, “That makes perfect sense!” So he took the sign down and painted over the part that read “Daily” so that the sign now just read, “Fresh Fish Sold Here.”

He was admiring his edit when another neighbor passed.

“Here?”, the neighbor asked, “Where else would you be selling the fish but in your shop?”

After thinking about this, the merchant said, “That makes perfect sense!” So he took down the sign and changed it to read “Fresh Fish Sold.”

No sooner had he hung the freshly painted sign when a passing neighbor remarked, “'Sold?' How silly! Surely you weren't planning on giving the fish away for free!”

Of course this made perfect sense so the merchant took his sign down yet again and made the correction. It now read “Fresh Fish!”

He was merely holding it in his hand getting ready to hang it when another passerby chuckled, “'Fresh?' I should certainly hope so! Surely no one thinks you plan on selling rotten fish.”

“That makes perfect sense!” The merchant thought so, yet again, he took the sign into his shop and removed the unnecessary word. Now the sign simply read neatly and concisely, “Fish.” There it hung in big bold letters. The perfect picture of simplicity.

“We know it's fish! We can smell it all the way down the road!” The neighbor remarked as he passed by.

The merchant thought about this for a second. “That makes perfect sense!” So he set to work on his final edit. So he hung a sign in the store window that read, ” .”

The sign hung in the window for a week and the merchant didn't receive a single customer. “That sign might be bad for business,” the merchant thought to himself, “but at least it makes perfect sense!”

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11538 on: March 05, 2021, 12:14:45 PM »
Examine the contrast between the rhyme quality of this and any page in a Seuss book...

So there's this chassidisha brand of baby wipes. I could so see this conversation happening in their office:

"So how do we make more people buy our brand instead of Luvs?"
"I got it! Let me ask my daughter to write a poem!"

See at the very bottom:

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #11539 on: March 05, 2021, 01:33:33 PM »
Not a meme, but IMHO this text one is pretty good:
Quote from: TEXT


In honor of Dr Seuss who's in the news today:

That goy named Tom!
That goy named Tom!
I do not like
that goy named Tom!
I will not drink your cholov stam
I will not drink it goy-named-Tom!
I will not taste binosein ta'am
Not lishvach and not lif'gam!
I will not try it in a teiva
I will not drink it mishum eiva!
I will not drink it on the bimah
I will not even do te'imah!
Not if its yaveish
Not if its lach-er
I would not with a davar acher!
Not behind a ten foot doifen
I wont drink it bishum oifen!
I will not drink it in the gahss
I will not with a duchifas!
Not with a mouse
Not with ferrets
Not with ANY kind of sheretz!
I would not could not at a bris
I will not in a karmelis!
I will not take it in a becher
 Not bimatanah and not b'mecher!
I wont be moisheich in a simta
There is pashut no ukimta!
I will not drink it with my fetter
I will not use rav Moshe's heter!
I do not like your cholov stam
I do not
like it goy-named-Tom!
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.