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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2140 on: May 18, 2013, 10:55:04 PM »
only allowed to cut your here if there is a yid there...
i once met a guy in paris airport with loads of hair- i asked him whats pshat- he said he was in some city (shlichus) i forgot the name but no other jewish person to go with him!
you can only make a first impression ONCE

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2141 on: May 18, 2013, 10:59:13 PM »
only allowed to cut your here if there is a yid there...
i once met a guy in paris airport with loads of hair- i asked him whats pshat- he said he was in some city (shlichus) i forgot the name but no other jewish person to go with him!
You're allowed to if you are watching in a mirror...

Hence the riddle, what are two things which are each assur on their own but muttar when done together....
Taking a haircut, and looking in a mirror!

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2142 on: May 18, 2013, 11:00:44 PM »
You're allowed to if you are watching in a mirror...

Hence the riddle, what are two things which are each assur on their own but muttar when done together....
Taking a haircut, and looking in a mirror!
+1 anyway the halachas may be different nowadays alor
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2143 on: May 18, 2013, 11:28:16 PM »
only allowed to cut your here if there is a yid there...
And if the barber is Jewish?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2144 on: May 19, 2013, 01:07:31 AM »
And if the barber is Jewish?
read jj's post
you can only make a first impression ONCE

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2145 on: May 19, 2013, 08:40:51 AM »
So true!
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2146 on: May 19, 2013, 08:44:20 AM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2147 on: May 19, 2013, 08:57:02 AM »
Soooo true ;D ;D ;D ;D
Only under the Zman I would put "news that happened 30 years ago".

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2148 on: May 19, 2013, 08:57:51 AM »
Only under the Zman I would put "news that didn't happen 30 years ago".
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2150 on: May 19, 2013, 09:57:37 AM »

Only under the Zman I would put "news that happened 30 years ago".
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2151 on: May 19, 2013, 10:18:38 AM »
I like this one

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2152 on: May 19, 2013, 10:20:57 AM »
I like this one


Ummmmm... not very appropriate. :o

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2153 on: May 19, 2013, 10:47:11 AM »

Ummmmm... not very appropriate. :o
what abt this one

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2154 on: May 19, 2013, 11:02:02 AM »
what abt this one
I don't see what's wrong with the first one but the second is bad and very untrue.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2155 on: May 19, 2013, 11:03:55 AM »
I don't see what's wrong with the first one

I'm proud to see you don't have a dirty mind. :)

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2156 on: May 19, 2013, 11:06:11 AM »
I'm proud to see you don't have a dirty mind. :)
Thank you  :) you just made my day  :) :)

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2157 on: May 19, 2013, 12:33:37 PM »

Ummmmm... not very appropriate. :o
Next time we meet I'll have to run all my pics by you (and it can't be Y"T for either one of us ;) ) what abt this

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2158 on: May 19, 2013, 12:38:52 PM »
Next time we meet I'll have to run all my pics by you (and it can't be Y"T for either one of us ;) ) what abt this

Not dirty... but not very good, either.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2159 on: May 19, 2013, 02:41:33 PM »
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