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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2011, 08:43:32 PM »
I did post a link to the gemara.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2011, 09:10:35 PM »
it was late at night ;)

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2011, 01:15:03 AM »
A guy said: we got married before the war.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2011, 11:48:59 AM »
A 30 year old girl comes to a Shadchan and tells her sob story. Whenever she found a guy she liked, her father would always find something wrong with him. So the Shadchan asks what did he find wrong with the last three? So she says one was too tall, one was too short and one had bad breath. So the Shadchan says I think your father is really being bothered by something else. Try to find a guy that is similar to your fathers personality and that should solve the problem.
A year later the girl bumps into the Shadchan again, still single. She asks the girl did you follow my advice? The girl says yes, I found someone just like my father and he was ready to let me marry him, but now my mother didn't like him.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2011, 02:23:54 PM »
Chazal say that a Chosson is 'Domeh L'Melech'. The question is, why only 'Domeh'? Who is a real Melech?
Chosson is 'Domeh L'Melech' The Kallah she is the real Melech!!!

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2011, 02:47:46 PM »
people with a somewhat command of the hebrew language wouldnt find that funny

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2011, 03:44:33 PM »
most people would understand domeh as like a king but not exactly king. If your audience is that clueless then they never heard of the saying either

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2011, 05:28:30 PM »
i dont understand what you are referring to, but i was talking about calling the kallah a melech when the word melech is inherently male.
i personally find it ridiculous and unfunny, but thats just me

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2011, 08:13:20 PM »
i dont understand what you are referring to, but i was talking about calling the kallah a melech when the word melech is inherently male.
i personally find it ridiculous and unfunny, but thats just me
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2011, 08:21:32 PM »
Chosson is 'Domeh L'Melech' The Kallah she is the real Melech!!!
i believe the joke goes,
Why is a chosson only domeh l'melech? Because as a bochur he's a melech as a husband he's an eved as a chosson he's domeh l'melech.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2011, 08:23:37 PM »
if you go back a few posts you will see it

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2011, 04:47:46 AM »
alright, this 7 brocho is doomed, unless we get some fresh jokes...

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2011, 04:58:47 AM »
Not really Sheva Brochos, but here's a bunch of MIL jokes:
http://bit.ly/miljokes
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2011, 03:27:55 PM »
A man tells his friend he's thinking of divorcing his wife.
"We just don't communicate anymore. She hasn't spoke to me in weeks."
"Think it over," his friend advises. "A woman like that is hard to find."

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #44 on: March 11, 2013, 01:17:15 AM »
Any fresh jokes or anything that ties into the parsha or rosh chodesh?