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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #90 on: June 14, 2017, 04:39:21 PM »
Version I heard was after he dropped the papers he'd say cursed be koach and all rashaim
Oib mredt shoin vegan korach - if we're talking about korach already....

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #91 on: June 14, 2017, 05:58:03 PM »
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #92 on: March 03, 2019, 01:46:26 AM »
Any more jokes?
Any good vort for parshas Vayakhel and the MISHKAN, and building one's home?
Thanks
If still interested, have a beautiful one for this past week and can be used for the coming week.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #93 on: March 03, 2019, 09:04:06 AM »
How about the one about the chosson who meets his friend shortly after getting married. The friends asks “how’s marriage treating you”? “Well, she really worships me”, he answers. “How so?” Asks the friend. “Well, she’s always bringing me these burnt offerings”.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #94 on: March 28, 2019, 04:29:56 PM »
A man tells his friend he's thinking of divorcing his wife.
"We just don't communicate anymore. She hasn't spoke to me in weeks."
"Think it over," his friend advises. "A woman like that is hard to find."

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #95 on: March 28, 2019, 05:53:15 PM »
Chazal  tell us כל הנהנה מסעודת חתן ואינו משמחו עובר בחמישה קולות
It’s a very difficult thing to be misameach the חתן properly.
That’s leaves us with only one other option: the speeches during sheva berachos to take away the הנאה.

Just in case the speaker has הנאה we make sure to line up other speakers to take care of his הנאה too....