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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #75 on: February 19, 2014, 10:49:11 AM »
two woman were sitting quietly together.
What was the biggest neis in the Megilla?
לֹא הִגִּידָה אֶסְתֵּר
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #76 on: February 19, 2014, 10:51:02 AM »
My bracha to the chosson and kallah is that their home should always be like the mishkan; everything in it should be donated.
Although, you have to know how that shtims with another vort: the key to sholom bayit is, if you want sholom, buy it!
lol
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #77 on: February 19, 2014, 01:06:31 PM »
A good הקדמה to a sheva brooches:
כל הנהנה מסעודת חתן וכלה (ואינו משמחו you could leave out this part) עובר בלאו.

That's why we give droshes on sheva broches! ;)
So why is one droshe not enough?
Because we don't want the first darshan should be over be lav.
Lol. Where does the lav business come from?

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #78 on: February 19, 2014, 01:47:31 PM »
Lol. Where does the lav business come from?
גמרא
Don't know exactly but it's very famous.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #79 on: February 19, 2014, 03:57:40 PM »
I think it's in perek 1 of brachos - עובר בחמישה קולות
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #80 on: February 19, 2014, 04:10:05 PM »
I think it's in perek 1 of brachos - עובר בחמישה קולות
that ain't a lav
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #81 on: February 20, 2014, 11:09:37 AM »
Why was Bilam's donkey of the ten things created erev Shabbos?
They needed someone to speak at Sheva Berachos

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #82 on: June 20, 2014, 12:11:58 AM »
Bumping this thread, I need some good jokes for my friends aufruf this week.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #83 on: June 20, 2014, 12:49:09 AM »
Bumping this thread, I need some good jokes for my friends aufruf this week.
Check out this thread.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #84 on: July 26, 2016, 06:43:43 PM »
This is great
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #85 on: June 14, 2017, 02:23:21 PM »
Trying to remember a joke about a Rabbi who only has one speech on pars has korach and pulls it off to say it every week. Anyone know it?

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #86 on: June 14, 2017, 02:30:08 PM »
Trying to remember a joke about a Rabbi who only has one speech on pars has korach and pulls it off to say it every week. Anyone know it?
I know what your talking about.
I'm not sure if it was the one where his dog was named Korach....
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #87 on: June 14, 2017, 02:38:14 PM »
No. Something like he would drop his glasses every week  and say they fell  down by korach.

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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #88 on: June 14, 2017, 02:38:45 PM »
No. Something like he would drop his glasses every week  and say they fell  down by korach.
nope.
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Re: joke for sheva brachot
« Reply #89 on: June 14, 2017, 02:59:06 PM »
Trying to remember a joke about a Rabbi who only has one speech on pars has korach and pulls it off to say it every week. Anyone know it?
He'd walk in and all his papers would scatter over the floor, when everyone bent down to pick them up he said "oh this looks like the scene by Korach speaking of Korach...."