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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2099502 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10060 on: January 17, 2017, 10:15:37 AM »
The only backlash is from the Trumpsters. Politically speaking this is a good thing for him.

He's a legacy candidate. He basically has the office as long as he wants, nothing to do with his politics. Sort of like the Queen of England.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10061 on: January 17, 2017, 10:21:12 AM »
Not when you throw the Bush inauguration in to the mix.
Actually not going to the Bush inauguration makes more sense than Trumps.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10062 on: January 17, 2017, 11:01:57 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10063 on: January 17, 2017, 11:12:58 AM »
If only the anarchists would also boycott it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10064 on: January 17, 2017, 01:21:53 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10065 on: January 17, 2017, 01:22:53 PM »


I guess he meant that he did not miss a Dem's inauguration in the last 30 years.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10066 on: January 17, 2017, 01:45:05 PM »
If anyone's ;) looking to be at the inauguration & get paid as well
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jan/17/ads-two-dozen-cities-offer-protesters-2500-agitate/
does תפילין qualify as agitating?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10067 on: January 17, 2017, 02:25:23 PM »
does תפילין qualify as agitating?
Lol

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10068 on: January 17, 2017, 05:38:26 PM »
I guess we have a lot of crybabies in this country or can it be a real concern of theirs?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/trump-inauguration-dc-braced-for-900000-protesters/ar-AAlWcZ0?li=BBnbcA1
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10069 on: January 17, 2017, 05:42:46 PM »
I guess we have a lot of crybabies in this country or can it be a real concern of theirs?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/trump-inauguration-dc-braced-for-900000-protesters/ar-AAlWcZ0?li=BBnbcA1
How many people were there at Woodstock ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10070 on: January 17, 2017, 05:45:40 PM »
How many people were there at Woodstock ?
Half million?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10071 on: January 17, 2017, 05:53:31 PM »
I guess we have a lot of crybabies in this country or can it be a real concern of theirs?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/trump-inauguration-dc-braced-for-900000-protesters/ar-AAlWcZ0?li=BBnbcA1
The appropriate agencies have their hands full. Every nutcase wants to be there.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10072 on: January 17, 2017, 06:02:12 PM »
I guess we have a lot of crybabies in this country or can it be a real concern of theirs?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/trump-inauguration-dc-braced-for-900000-protesters/ar-AAlWcZ0?li=BBnbcA1

I don't really blame them as much as their leaders and the media.
One day hopefully they'll start to think for themselves and not get into a frenzy anytime Soros deems it fit.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10073 on: January 17, 2017, 06:18:48 PM »

.

I forgot what it was he did for the civil rights movement. That was almost 50 years ago!
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10074 on: January 18, 2017, 02:25:56 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10075 on: January 18, 2017, 03:07:15 AM »
I guess we have a lot of crybabies in this country or can it be a real concern of theirs?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/trump-inauguration-dc-braced-for-900000-protesters/ar-AAlWcZ0?li=BBnbcA1
Why do they have to use clickbait?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10076 on: January 18, 2017, 03:07:40 AM »
Why do they have to use clickbait?
SOP
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10078 on: January 18, 2017, 08:15:49 AM »
Bernie has a hard digesting that nothing in life is free at 2:10


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10079 on: January 18, 2017, 02:27:30 PM »
What executive actions are we looking at over the next few days ?