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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4457331 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10080 on: January 18, 2017, 02:33:22 PM »
What executive actions are we looking at over the next few days ?

Giving planned parenthood ten years of funding in advance.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10081 on: January 18, 2017, 04:25:37 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10082 on: January 18, 2017, 06:01:43 PM »

I'm surprised it's that few. I would have guessed 9 or 10 out of 10
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10083 on: January 18, 2017, 06:19:56 PM »
I'm surprised it's that few. I would have guessed 9 or 10 out of 10

Its probably the "children AND grandchildren" condition that kept it low... many people will have either children or grandchildren currently attending school, but rarely both generations.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10084 on: January 18, 2017, 06:36:38 PM »
I'm surprised it's that few. I would have guessed 9 or 10 out of 10
Not surprised. Most of them live in extremely wealthy school districts that have very good public schools with mostly kids from rich families

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10085 on: January 19, 2017, 03:34:40 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10086 on: January 19, 2017, 10:46:09 PM »
"Tomorrow, let's come together as Americans and be grateful for the peaceful transfer of power from the Iranians to the Russians."
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10087 on: January 19, 2017, 11:00:40 PM »
"Tomorrow, let's come together as Americans and be grateful for the peaceful transfer of power from the Iranians to the Russians."
Lol

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10088 on: January 19, 2017, 11:05:05 PM »
"Tomorrow, let's come together as Americans and be grateful for the peaceful transfer of power from the Iranians to the Russians."
Stop trolling.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10089 on: January 19, 2017, 11:06:41 PM »
"Tomorrow, let's come together as Americans and be grateful for the peaceful transfer of power from the Iranians to the Russians."
And close this thread, just to start a new one titled: "The January 20th, 2017 high noon sigh. A sigh of relief, or a sigh of anxiety?"
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10091 on: January 20, 2017, 01:03:47 AM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10092 on: January 20, 2017, 01:13:06 AM »
Were is your compassion? This is part of our checks and balances. He knows better than our legal system.  ;)

Can anyone recommend any articles (from a conservative perspective) defending giving the president power to pardon?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10093 on: January 20, 2017, 01:18:11 AM »
Can anyone recommend any articles (from a conservative perspective) defending giving the president power to pardon?
You will have to wait four years when Trump does it.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10094 on: January 20, 2017, 01:19:37 AM »
You will have to wait 1 day when Trump does it.  :)
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10095 on: January 20, 2017, 01:20:49 AM »
FTFY
You really think he will? You have someone in mind?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10096 on: January 20, 2017, 01:21:53 AM »
You really think he will? You have someone in mind?

It would totally be his style.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10097 on: January 20, 2017, 01:23:20 AM »
It would totally be his style.
So I shouldn't hold out hope he will change his ways once he becomes president?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10098 on: January 20, 2017, 01:24:20 AM »
So I shouldn't hold out hope he will change his ways once he becomes president?

No, not at all. Nothing's changing. The only question is will it work out well for America.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10099 on: January 20, 2017, 01:37:48 AM »
So I shouldn't hold out hope he will change his ways once he becomes president?
Hope and change .