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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4452817 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10100 on: January 20, 2017, 02:22:56 AM »
No, not at all. Nothing's changing. The only question is will it work out well for America.
As they say: plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10101 on: January 20, 2017, 03:23:49 AM »
Here's another stark contrast to Obama's legacy http://m.ynet.co.il/Articles/4910200

During Obama's 8 years which were wasted with no significant infrastructure project, the Israelis completed a very significant infrastructure project (just to name one).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10102 on: January 20, 2017, 04:52:38 AM »
Here's another stark contrast to Obama's legacy http://m.ynet.co.il/Articles/4910200

During Obama's 8 years which were wasted with no significant infrastructure project, the Israelis completed a very significant infrastructure project (just to name one).
What does that have to do with anything?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10103 on: January 20, 2017, 05:31:03 AM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10104 on: January 20, 2017, 07:48:40 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10105 on: January 20, 2017, 07:49:19 AM »
You will have to wait four years when Trump does it.  :)
There are none from when Reagan and Bushes used the pardon? None from when Ford pardoned Nixon?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10106 on: January 20, 2017, 07:50:37 AM »
So I shouldn't hold out hope he will change his ways once he becomes president?
You need to get past the denial stage.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10107 on: January 20, 2017, 08:01:11 AM »
You need to get past the denial stage.
...and you need to get your head out of the sand.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10108 on: January 20, 2017, 08:04:43 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10109 on: January 20, 2017, 08:25:48 AM »
...and you need to get your head out of the sand.
I am fully aware of the far extent of his character flaws. If we remain focused on that then it will prevent anything that he can hopefully accomplish despite these flaws. DT has been my prime example of a bag of hot air for 30 years already.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10110 on: January 20, 2017, 08:38:24 AM »
You will have to wait four years when Trump does it.  :)

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I thought you considered me a Trumpster.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10111 on: January 20, 2017, 09:28:25 AM »
I am fully aware of the far extent of his character flaws. If we remain focused on that then it will prevent anything that he can hopefully accomplish despite these flaws. DT has been my prime example of a bag of hot air for 30 years already.
Flawed individuals accomplish great things all the time. Hopefully he will be one of them.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10112 on: January 20, 2017, 09:34:25 AM »
May G-d be with President Trump and help him lead our nation in a positive direction.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10113 on: January 20, 2017, 09:37:59 AM »
Flawed individuals accomplish great things all the time. Hopefully he will be one of them.
This we are in full agreement on!
May G-d be with President Trump and help him lead our nation in a positive direction.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10114 on: January 20, 2017, 09:38:24 AM »
May G-d be with President Trump and help him lead our nation in a positive direction.
Amen. I think this is something everyone would like to see happen, regardless of their thoughts of his character
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10115 on: January 20, 2017, 09:40:00 AM »
Did Ivanka go to church this morning? Didn't see her come out.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10116 on: January 20, 2017, 09:43:10 AM »
Goalpost marker - 1/20/17 - DOW open - 19732.40
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10117 on: January 20, 2017, 09:50:52 AM »
May G-d be with President Trump and help him lead our nation in a positive direction.
Amen

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10118 on: January 20, 2017, 11:22:32 AM »
What does that have to do with anything?

I thought you were basking in your greatest comment ever?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10119 on: January 20, 2017, 11:23:33 AM »
I've been busy for the last little while- so who won in the end?
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