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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769908 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10120 on: January 20, 2017, 11:52:03 AM »
I've been busy for the last little while- so who won in the end?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10121 on: January 20, 2017, 11:58:56 AM »
New president alert momentarily

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10122 on: January 20, 2017, 12:00:36 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10123 on: January 20, 2017, 12:10:00 PM »
This is a campaign speech. He needs to be upbeat and try and unite.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10124 on: January 20, 2017, 12:16:32 PM »
This is a campaign speech. He needs to be upbeat and try and unite.
I know it's Vox (I can guess how that will play with most here), but still a good job collecting some highlights of past speeches:

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10125 on: January 20, 2017, 12:21:45 PM »
This is a campaign speech. He needs to be upbeat and try and unite.
Oh, you expected him to change.
That's cute.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10126 on: January 20, 2017, 12:25:02 PM »
His speech was great

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10127 on: January 20, 2017, 12:25:55 PM »
Oh, you expected him to change.
That's cute.
Yes.  :-[
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10128 on: January 20, 2017, 12:30:40 PM »
His speech was great
It did nothing to unite.
He's not running for election anymore.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10129 on: January 20, 2017, 12:30:43 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10130 on: January 20, 2017, 12:31:18 PM »
Wow, some speech. It's a new day.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10131 on: January 20, 2017, 12:32:00 PM »
It did nothing to unite.
He's not running for election anymore.
theres nothing to say to unite his haters. They will always hate him.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10132 on: January 20, 2017, 12:32:52 PM »
This is a campaign speech. He needs to be upbeat and try and unite.
At least he's setting his bar high, as opposed to some mushy formal "unite" speech.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10133 on: January 20, 2017, 12:34:02 PM »
theres nothing to say to unite his haters. They will always hate him.
Nonsense.
There's a large percentage of this country that would like to get behind him but have a hard time because of his rhetoric.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10134 on: January 20, 2017, 12:35:05 PM »
The speech was red meat for his supporters.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10135 on: January 20, 2017, 12:36:23 PM »
At least he's setting his bar high, as opposed to some mushy formal "unite" speech.
What bar. Please remind me everything he claimed he was going to do on day one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10136 on: January 20, 2017, 12:39:05 PM »
What bar. Please remind me everything he claimed he was going to do on day one.
He's Prez for 38 minutes, give him a chance..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10137 on: January 20, 2017, 12:39:47 PM »
Nonsense.
There's a large percentage of this country that would like to get behind him but have a hard time because of his rhetoric.

Maybe in Cleveland it's because of his rhetoric, but here in NY, oh boy do they hate him with a passion that won't be reversed. Even now in my office there's bickering because one person was listening to the speech and everyone else was yelling at him to turn it off, they "hate his voice"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10138 on: January 20, 2017, 12:41:59 PM »
He's Prez for 38 minutes, give him a chance..
You are correct the day isn't over. Can you just list the things he claimed he was going to do before the first day was over? Want to make sure I give him proper credit for them.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10139 on: January 20, 2017, 12:44:40 PM »
You are correct the day isn't over. Can you just list the things he claimed he was going to do before the first day was over? Want to make sure I give him proper credit for them.
I'd be quite surprised if by Monday evening there isn't some landmark executive orders signed by DJT. I'll keep you posted..