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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832054 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10140 on: January 20, 2017, 12:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Ephraimh on January 20, 2017, 12:44:40 PM
I'd be quite surprised if by Monday evening there isn't some landmark executive orders signed by DJT. I'll keep you posted..
Was the ACA something he was going to repeal on day one?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10141 on: January 20, 2017, 12:47:38 PM »
Quote from: Ephraimh on January 20, 2017, 12:44:40 PM
I'd be quite surprised if by Monday evening there isn't some landmark executive orders signed by DJT. I'll keep you posted..

hoping for orders that are pro-Israel. It's good that he said that he will work to eradicate radical Islam.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10142 on: January 20, 2017, 12:49:44 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 20, 2017, 12:45:50 PM
Was the ACA something he was going to repeal on day one?
I'm no special pleader for the guy, and you're right about this specific pledge, but overall, his Yuge ego won't allow him to just be another All Talk No Action politician.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10143 on: January 20, 2017, 12:50:19 PM »
Quote from: CS1 on January 20, 2017, 12:47:38 PM
It's good that he said that he will work to eradicate radical Islam.
You didn't hear him correctly. He is going to get rid of it, 100%!!! Maybe he can advise Bibi how to get rid of Israel's problem.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10144 on: January 20, 2017, 12:51:50 PM »
Quote from: Ephraimh on January 20, 2017, 12:49:44 PM
...his Yuge ego won't allow him to just be another All Talk No Action politician.
Hope you are right and would love to eat all the crow I will be getting if I am wrong.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10145 on: January 20, 2017, 12:53:54 PM »
To be fair here Schumer's speech had red meat for his (HRC) supporters.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10146 on: January 20, 2017, 01:07:12 PM »
I was on the phone today with a business associate at an SP500 and DJUA member and a weekly natural gas update went out by email to over 400 employees which was very bvenign but one employee took offense at word "march" and decided that it had something to do with protests against Trump and sent out a reply to all 400 of them saying "you lost the election get over it blah blah blah". What a loser. He needs to get over that there are protestors.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10147 on: January 20, 2017, 01:09:14 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 20, 2017, 12:45:50 PM
Was the ACA something he was going to repeal on day one?
That is not something he can do single handedly.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10148 on: January 20, 2017, 01:31:01 PM »
So much for peaceful transfer of power....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10149 on: January 20, 2017, 02:12:11 PM »
Hahaha
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10150 on: January 20, 2017, 02:18:59 PM »
Very wise move for them to be there.

Clearly she's not done with her political aspirations.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10151 on: January 20, 2017, 03:11:01 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 20, 2017, 12:30:40 PM
It did nothing to unite.
He's not running for election anymore.

This speech was nothing like his campaign speeches.
It was not entertaining at all, kinda boring, and too presidential for my tastes.
What do you think he should have said in order to unite?
All he did was talk about America, how "we" will work to create jobs, make America first, how skin color doesn't matter, all patriots bleed the same red blood, etc. Those should be things that we can all get behind. Did he say anything divisive?
Should he have stated his support for Planned Parenthood to bridge the divide?

Something interesting I noticed, I believe he only mentioned himself once in the entire speech.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10152 on: January 20, 2017, 03:12:22 PM »
I didn't find it inspirational, just depressing really.
Mostly just awkward for the past presidents.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10153 on: January 20, 2017, 03:18:15 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 20, 2017, 03:12:22 PM
I didn't find it inspirational, just depressing really.

I think it didn't speak to you (or me) because he changed the way he usually speaks and now he sounded too uptight and politician-y. I think his message was fine but it wasn't inspiring because it didn't feel authentic.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10154 on: January 20, 2017, 04:12:52 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 20, 2017, 03:18:15 PM
I think his message was fine but it wasn't inspiring because it didn't feel authentic.
Wasn't authentic, you think?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10155 on: January 20, 2017, 04:21:30 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 20, 2017, 04:12:52 PM
Wasn't authentic, you think?  :)
The question wasn't whether it was authentic but whether it felt authentic.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10156 on: January 20, 2017, 04:25:37 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 20, 2017, 04:21:30 PM
The question wasn't whether it was authentic but whether it felt authentic.
What question? Did I miss someone asking if it felt authentic?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10157 on: January 20, 2017, 04:33:09 PM »
Having the young kids around is a nice touch.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10158 on: January 21, 2017, 11:35:34 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on January 20, 2017, 11:22:32 AM
I thought you were basking in your greatest comment ever?
I wanted to, but couldn't stand around idly as gibberish was displayed in front of my face.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10159 on: January 21, 2017, 02:23:00 PM »
I'm in Israel at the moment. Watching all the marching today. Quite a crazy scene. Amazing how many people came out.
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