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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3827500 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10180 on: January 21, 2017, 08:04:20 PM »
Trump should realize that his supporters are the ones in this country who work during the day and he can't expect a crowd like the one in 2009.
2009 wasn't on a work day?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10181 on: January 21, 2017, 08:05:17 PM »
So are very many totally benign movements as well as just about every denomination of every religion including Judaism itself.
Cleary you don't understand the history so I won't waste my time.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10182 on: January 21, 2017, 08:16:08 PM »
Cleary you don't understand the history so I won't waste my time.
True that.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10183 on: January 21, 2017, 09:27:32 PM »
2009 wasn't on a work day?
His point was the people supporting Obama don't work...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10184 on: January 21, 2017, 09:28:54 PM »
His point was the people supporting Obama don't work...

Or live in the East coast and have more disposable income to spend on a trip to DC

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10185 on: January 21, 2017, 10:05:59 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10186 on: January 21, 2017, 10:11:00 PM »
Or Obama had 7MM more voters in 2008 than Trump had in 2016.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10187 on: January 21, 2017, 10:32:33 PM »
I'd be quite surprised if by Monday evening there isn't some landmark executive orders signed by DJT. I'll keep you posted..

Anything yet?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10188 on: January 21, 2017, 10:54:27 PM »
His point was the people supporting Obama don't work...
My fault as I get the supporters confused all the time. Help me out here. Who did the uneducated support this time?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10189 on: January 21, 2017, 10:56:48 PM »
My fault as I get the supporters confused all the time. Help me out here. Who did the uneducated support this time?
Uneducated or the non working?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10190 on: January 21, 2017, 11:05:44 PM »
Uneducated or the non working?
That, since we are putting them in groups.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10191 on: January 21, 2017, 11:06:56 PM »

Do you have any clue what the march is about?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10192 on: January 21, 2017, 11:08:24 PM »
Very wise move for them to be there.

Clearly she's not done with her political aspirations.
So you think the next NYC mayoral race would be pitting Ivanka against Hillary?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10193 on: January 21, 2017, 11:15:17 PM »
Do you have any clue what the march is about?
According to the NYT it was "a kind of counterinauguration" & the WP "they vowed to resist president trump". But you're right, most of them probably have no clue what it was about. :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10194 on: January 21, 2017, 11:18:53 PM »
But you're right, most of them have no clue what it was about. :P
Then they should not post about something they are clueless about. When it comes to women that is just about everyone here.  :P :P :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10195 on: January 21, 2017, 11:21:13 PM »
Then they should not post about something they are clueless about. When it comes to women that is just about everyone here.  :P :P :P
You should've seen some of the stuff going around on social media that got these women so worked up to attend. Even you would be speechless. :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10196 on: January 21, 2017, 11:21:24 PM »
Then they should not post about something they are clueless about. When it comes to women that is just about everyone here.  :P :P :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10197 on: January 21, 2017, 11:26:37 PM »
You should've seen some of the stuff going around on social media that got these women so worked up to attend. Even you would be speechless. :)
Some of it was discussing. Seen one post how a certain individual will be the first homeschooled shooter.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10198 on: January 22, 2017, 12:05:03 AM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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