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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10360 on: January 23, 2017, 04:20:53 PM »
On a scale of 1-10 were do you put the President?
1 - far left
10 - far right
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10361 on: January 23, 2017, 04:24:28 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 23, 2017, 04:20:53 PM
On a scale of 1-10 were do you put the President?
1 - far left
10 - far right
6 +/-
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10362 on: January 23, 2017, 04:25:25 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10363 on: January 23, 2017, 04:29:42 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 23, 2017, 04:20:53 PM
On a scale of 1-10 were do you put the President?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10364 on: January 23, 2017, 04:40:05 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 23, 2017, 04:25:25 PM
Just shy of independent?
Independents can also be a 6. He's doing what makes sense (at least to him) and not really going with party lines. His Trillion dollar infrastructure bill is more a democratic type of bill etc.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10365 on: January 23, 2017, 05:19:09 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 23, 2017, 01:00:13 PM
What part of life begins at conception is so hard to understand?
If you want to know if I believe abortion at any point is murder just ask and stop beating around the bush.
What does any of this have to do with the WH "alternative facts"?


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Do you believe abortion is murder?

So far, no answer...
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man, you are really good at deflection and avoidance. Just an objective observation
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10366 on: January 23, 2017, 05:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on January 23, 2017, 05:19:09 PM
So far, no answer...
I can't put one past you.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10367 on: January 23, 2017, 05:45:49 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 23, 2017, 05:20:12 PM
I can't put one past you.  :)
You understand where this is going, so you really can't answer.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10368 on: January 23, 2017, 05:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on January 23, 2017, 05:45:49 PM
You understand where this is going, so you really can't answer.
I knew where it was going before the one who asked the question.  ;)

I can answer it but choose not to as it is getting way to personal.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10369 on: January 23, 2017, 05:50:55 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 23, 2017, 04:20:53 PM
On a scale of 1-10 were do you put the President?
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10 - far right
Purple.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10371 on: January 23, 2017, 05:53:40 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 23, 2017, 05:51:29 PM
3?
He's on a different wavelength. I don't think you can use the traditional right wing or left wing benchmarks when it comes to our exalted leader self referred to as The Donald.
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« Reply #10372 on: January 23, 2017, 05:55:04 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on January 23, 2017, 05:53:40 PM
He's on a different wavelength. I don't think you can use the traditional right wing or left wing benchmarks when it comes to our exalted leader self referred to as The Donald.
I took purple as HRC's color.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10374 on: January 23, 2017, 06:16:38 PM »
Only one tweet today. That is a positive!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10375 on: January 23, 2017, 06:17:56 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 23, 2017, 06:16:38 PM
Only one tweet today. That is a positive!

yes, one is a positive number  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10376 on: January 23, 2017, 06:41:23 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 23, 2017, 05:50:07 PM
I knew where it was going before the one who asked the question.  ;)

I can answer it but choose not to as it is getting way to personal.
There seems to be a logical inconsistency in your stated positions here, nothing to do with anything personal, but I'll let it go if you want.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10378 on: January 24, 2017, 12:23:42 AM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on January 23, 2017, 06:41:23 PM
There seems to be a logical inconsistency in your stated positions here, nothing to do with anything personal, but I'll let it go if you want.
Start a new thread and we can talk about it all you want. I will guarantee you that most here will not like the questions I ask that paint some of you as murderers.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10379 on: January 24, 2017, 12:50:00 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 24, 2017, 12:23:42 AM
Start a new thread and we can talk about it all you want. I will guarantee you that most here will not like the questions I ask that paint some of you as murderers.  ;)
well that piqued my interest
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