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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1668345 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10440 on: January 25, 2017, 10:21:30 AM »
Anyone who is worked up that the Russians tried to affect elections should certainly be concerned if there was voter fraud.
There is strong evidence for one and little or no evidence for the other. You see no difference? I guess he is launching an investigation into Russia to?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10441 on: January 25, 2017, 10:26:27 AM »
Trump going to launch an investigation into voter fraud. He just can't accept the fact that HRC won the popular vote even when it doesn't change anything.

At least we will finally have accurate numbers..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10442 on: January 25, 2017, 10:28:33 AM »
At least we will finally have accurate numbers..
So he wants accurate numbers? Why was he against recounts then?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10443 on: January 25, 2017, 10:30:05 AM »
DOW hits 20k, nobody cares?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10445 on: January 25, 2017, 10:34:02 AM »
Question: If you were not eligible to vote would you vote anyhow and why?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10447 on: January 25, 2017, 10:47:04 AM »
So he wants accurate numbers? Why was he against recounts then?
Well the election isn't in jeopardy now...

But on a serious note I understand that a candidate that won an election isn't interested in a recount. It was also played with the narrative that he wasn't a "legitimate" President. But now he gets the investigation started and he's only doing it because the media requested.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10448 on: January 25, 2017, 10:51:29 AM »
What's next an article from the Inquirer?  :P
DOW hits 20k, nobody cares?


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10449 on: January 25, 2017, 10:55:58 AM »

 :-X
I do not move the goalposts so he gets credit for this. He will also receive credit for the crash that is coming this year.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10450 on: January 25, 2017, 11:06:06 AM »
During the recounts here is what Trumps white house lawyers said.

Trumpís lawyers said, ďAll available evidence suggests that the 2016 general election was not tainted by fraud or mistake.Ē

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10451 on: January 25, 2017, 11:12:21 AM »
There is strong evidence for one and little or no evidence for the other. You see no difference? I guess he is launching an investigation into Russia to?  :)
There have been charges of systemic voter fraud for a long time. I think it is about time for it to be researched properly.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10452 on: January 25, 2017, 11:14:40 AM »
During the recounts here is what Trumps white house lawyers said.

Trumpís lawyers said, ďAll available evidence suggests that the 2016 general election was not tainted by fraud or mistake.Ē
A recount for a specific election absent specific evidence is not good for the country.

Researching voter fraud between election cycles is healthy.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10453 on: January 25, 2017, 11:16:02 AM »
There have been charges of systemic voter fraud for a long time. I think it is about time for it to be researched properly.
There is one study out of many that says their might be. Now he is going to waste taxpayers money on a while goose chase. He won't except the fact that HRC beat him in the popular vote.

Trumpís lawyers said, ďAll available evidence suggests that the 2016 general election was not tainted by fraud or mistake.Ē
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10454 on: January 25, 2017, 11:17:26 AM »
A recount for a specific election absent specific evidence is not good for the country.

Researching voter fraud between election cycles is healthy.
...but his lawyers state the election was legit. There was no fraud.

Trumpís lawyers said, ďAll available evidence suggests that the 2016 general election was not tainted by fraud or mistake.Ē
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(