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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1668333 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10455 on: January 25, 2017, 11:18:08 AM »
...but his lawyers state the election was legit. There was no fraud.

Trumpís lawyers said, ďAll available evidence suggests that the 2016 general election was not tainted by fraud or mistake.Ē
Big leap between the 2
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10456 on: January 25, 2017, 11:19:09 AM »
...but his lawyers state the election was legit. There was no fraud.

Trumpís lawyers said, ďAll available evidence suggests that the 2016 general election was not tainted by fraud or mistake.Ē
That's the point....He's not asking for the investigation. The media is...


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10457 on: January 25, 2017, 11:20:15 AM »
That's the point....He's not asking for the investigation. The media is...
The media was mocking him. They don't want any investigation.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10458 on: January 25, 2017, 11:20:47 AM »
Big leap between the 2
Take it with Trump lawyers not me.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10459 on: January 25, 2017, 11:23:01 AM »
...but his lawyers state the election was legit. There was no fraud.

Trumpís lawyers said, ďAll available evidence suggests that the 2016 general election was not tainted by fraud or mistake.Ē
He assumes the fraud favors the D's, so of course it follows that the election was legit. There's value to an investigation to prevent future elections from being fraudulent.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10460 on: January 25, 2017, 11:25:36 AM »
There is strong evidence for one and little or no evidence for the other. You see no difference? I guess he is launching an investigation into Russia to?  :)

That's 100% false.
There IS evidence of voter fraud and the only question is to what extent. Is it a few thousand or is it much more than that?
Studies have shown that up to 15% (but likely much lower) of non-citizens voted in the 2008 election.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10461 on: January 25, 2017, 11:30:38 AM »
That's 100% false.
There IS evidence of voter fraud and the only question is to what extent. Is it a few thousand or is it much more than that?
Studies have shown that up to 15% (but likely much lower) of non-citizens voted in the 2008 election.
Produce these alternative facts. I have seen one study that there might be voter fraud to the extent you are talking about. All other studies I have seen debunk this notion and his own lawyers back up this position. Did his lawyers lie?

Trumpís lawyers said, ďAll available evidence suggests that the 2016 general election was not tainted by fraud or mistake.Ē

"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10462 on: January 25, 2017, 11:31:24 AM »
The media was mocking him. They don't want any investigation.
They always take what he says literally, now it gets reversed.

And when fraud is uncovered...

"Results not tainted by fraud" =/= no fraud occured

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10463 on: January 25, 2017, 11:35:28 AM »
They always take what he says literally, now it gets reversed.
They took what he said literally and mocked him over it. Watch yesterdays news conference and decide for yourself.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10464 on: January 25, 2017, 11:36:30 AM »
He will also receive credit for the crash that is coming this year.  :)
Gasp!! You hope the president fails ? ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10465 on: January 25, 2017, 11:38:21 AM »
Gasp!! You hope the president fails ? ;)
I live in reality but I keep hoping I am wrong about him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10466 on: January 25, 2017, 11:41:07 AM »
Gasp!! You hope the president fails ? ;)

Prediction /= Hope
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10467 on: January 25, 2017, 11:43:18 AM »
Prediction /= Hope
I hope my prediction is wrong.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10468 on: January 25, 2017, 11:54:52 AM »
Gasp!! You hope the president fails ? ;)

The crash will have nothing to do with the President, which is why these "goalposts" as stationary as they may be, are completely meaningless.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10469 on: January 25, 2017, 12:06:36 PM »
Take it with Trump lawyers not me.
The existence of fraud does not always taint an election.
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