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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3932315 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10760 on: February 03, 2017, 04:14:30 PM »
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/156711454356/president-trump-and-the-other-countries
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/153905823756/the-new-ceos-first-moves-and-trump
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I'm so tired of this guy. If there's one thing I've learned from him, it's not that if you're a 'master persuader' you can convince others of anything - it's actually that you can convince yourself of anything.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10761 on: February 03, 2017, 04:26:28 PM »
I'm so tired of this guy. If there's one thing I've learned from him, it's not that if you're a 'master persuader' you can convince others of anything - it's actually that you can convince yourself of anything.
and that is exactly what he has been saying all along
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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10763 on: February 04, 2017, 05:29:43 PM »
Trump feels we have a so-called judge. I wonder if he feels we have a so-called president?

The opinion of this so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our country, is ridiculous and will be overturned!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10764 on: February 04, 2017, 08:31:31 PM »
Trump feels we have a so-called judge. I wonder if he feels we have a so-called president?

The opinion of this so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our country, is ridiculous and will be overturned!
Probably not.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10765 on: February 04, 2017, 09:10:01 PM »
Her correction is laughable. This is one stone cold lunatic.

You're so off on this, my man. Seems like you're on the bandwagon.
+1 I'm with freddie on this one. Maybe it's just that you feel the need to fight what you perceive is extreme views on this forum that you have gone to the old other extreme but you have started to sound like moshe123 before the election.  This is one of the last things I would get so hung up. Do you really think she thought there was a massacre? She used the wrong word while trying to convey a point and you go all over the word instead of the point.
In general you have been so all over trump you have become like the media you just incite people to defend him more from the perceived injustice of the media siding against him. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10766 on: February 05, 2017, 12:11:38 AM »
+1 I'm with freddie on this one. Maybe it's just that you feel the need to fight what you perceive is extreme views on this forum that you have gone to the old other extreme but you have started to sound like moshe123 before the election.  This is one of the last things I would get so hung up. Do you really think she thought there was a massacre? She used the wrong word while trying to convey a point and you go all over the word instead of the point.
In general you have been so all over trump you have become like the media you just incite people to defend him more from the perceived injustice of the media siding against him.
I guess her "alternative facts" comment was her using the wrong words. But wait she didn't take back that one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10767 on: February 05, 2017, 12:58:27 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10768 on: February 05, 2017, 12:59:44 AM »
"Opinion Check"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10770 on: February 05, 2017, 02:04:40 AM »
I guess her "alternative facts" comment was her using the wrong words. But wait she didn't take back that one.

I am honestly SO not bothered at all by "alternative facts." I saw the clip where she said it. They were arguing about statistics. Statistics are the most deceptively weak form of argument precisely because they sound so solid but say so little. She was basically saying, "You can quote your numbers, and I am sure you have your sources, but we have different numbers." That, to me, is totally valid. To grab on to her saying "alternative facts" and to make hay of it is typical of the kind of sophomoric satire that the Left loves to engage in. Okay, we get it. She said the wrong words. We get it. It's over. Now you can go back to quoting Monty Python movies while milk squirts out of your nose. Nobody's laughing at your geeky humor anymore... oh, except I forgot, half the country who also thinks this is cool but doesn't even know why.

And this is precisely why people like me who don't even like Trump are rooting for him in his war against the media.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10771 on: February 05, 2017, 05:25:28 AM »
I am honestly SO not bothered at all by "alternative facts." I saw the clip where she said it. They were arguing about statistics. Statistics are the most deceptively weak form of argument precisely because they sound so solid but say so little. She was basically saying, "You can quote your numbers, and I am sure you have your sources, but we have different numbers." That, to me, is totally valid. To grab on to her saying "alternative facts" and to make hay of it is typical of the kind of sophomoric satire that the Left loves to engage in. Okay, we get it. She said the wrong words. We get it. It's over. Now you can go back to quoting Monty Python movies while milk squirts out of your nose. Nobody's laughing at your geeky humor anymore... oh, except I forgot, half the country who also thinks this is cool but doesn't even know why.

And this is precisely why people like me who don't even like Trump are rooting for him in his war against the media.
I would agree except they were also talking about the picture of the Washington Mall. Anyone here that believes that those pictures showed Trump had anywhere near the same amount or more as she claimed is a stone cold i****. You just don't get it that isn't about here "alternative facts" or "massacre". It is a dangerous mindset she and many in the WH have. If you don't understand this by now you won't until it is to late.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10773 on: February 05, 2017, 07:59:17 AM »


I am honestly SO not bothered at all by "alternative facts." I saw the clip where she said it. They were arguing about statistics. Statistics are the most deceptively weak form of argument precisely because they sound so solid but say so little. She was basically saying, "You can quote your numbers, and I am sure you have your sources, but we have different numbers." That, to me, is totally valid. To grab on to her saying "alternative facts" and to make hay of it is typical of the kind of sophomoric satire that the Left loves to engage in. Okay, we get it. She said the wrong words. We get it. It's over. Now you can go back to quoting Monty Python movies while milk squirts out of your nose. Nobody's laughing at your geeky humor anymore... oh, except I forgot, half the country who also thinks this is cool but doesn't even know why.

And this is precisely why people like me who don't even like Trump are rooting for him in his war against the media.
This is so true, I never thought I could tolerate trump, let alone cheer for him, but the way the media and liberals are reacting to his presidency make it impossible not to.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10774 on: February 05, 2017, 08:19:23 AM »
I would agree except they were also talking about the picture of the Washington Mall. Anyone here that believes that those pictures showed Trump had anywhere near the same amount or more as she claimed is a stone cold i****. You just don't get it that isn't about here "alternative facts" or "massacre". It is a dangerous mindset she and many in the WH have. If you don't understand this by now you won't until it is to late.

You know those pictures weren't taken at the time of his speech, right? I doubt he had Obamas 2008 numbers but still find it pretty dishonest (nothing new for the fake news, lie first and hope it doesn't get discovered) to put side by side pictures taken at different times of the event.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10775 on: February 05, 2017, 08:20:50 AM »
This is so true, I never thought I could tolerate trump, let alone cheer for him, but the way the media, liberals, and JTZ are reacting to his presidency make it impossible not to.
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10776 on: February 05, 2017, 08:33:19 AM »
You know those pictures weren't taken at the time of his speech, right? I doubt he had Obamas 2008 numbers but still find it pretty dishonest (nothing new for the fake news, lie first and hope it doesn't get discovered) to put side by side pictures taken at different times of the event.
IIRC they were taken approximately right before the speech. I am talking about the ones from the park service that Trump had removed. One thing I do know for a fact is the Trump photo is accurate as I watched the inauguration and they showed the crowd size many times.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10777 on: February 05, 2017, 08:35:36 AM »
This is so true, I never thought I could tolerate trump, let alone cheer for him, but the way the media and liberals are reacting to his presidency make it impossible not to.
So let me get this straight. You are cheering for Trump because the way the media and liberals are treating him?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10778 on: February 05, 2017, 08:38:27 AM »
I hope we can get to the point of discussing his policies instead of his ego driven childish tweets. Lets give him credit for nominating a conservative supreme court nominee.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10779 on: February 05, 2017, 08:51:38 AM »
So let me get this straight. You are cheering for Trump because the way the media and liberals are treating him?
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